Open letter to Andi Peters/ Auntie B.
Dear Andi.
Please stop trying to groom reality TV stars into credible TV presenters. Sometimes it works (Anna Nolan, Brian Dowling - yes even Craig Phillips because he has a small role on TV within his specialist area and isn't the show's anchor) but they are exceptions to the rule - 90% of reality TV stars can't act or present for toffee - no matter how much money you throw at them or lucky breaks you given them.
After 13 months of telly and radio work - well, I hate to point this out Andi - but Kate Lawler has failed to develop professionalism, wit and charisma needed for a long-term career in presenting. I bet she thinks Ad-Lib is a new Boyband.
Andi, I did notice you lurking around on the final night of Big Brother 4, voicing your support for the obvious winner Cameron. I'm sure he is next on your list to be groomed as telly fodder. I won't pass judgement on Cameron yet as I haven't seen him present anything. But I have to say - although I love Reality TV because it gives ordinary people chances to get into the media spotlight - it doesn't mean we want them as TV presenters. It doesn't mean thay can, or should become presenters either just because of their tabloid profile. It worries we that there are a whole host of DJ's and presenters who are snubbed in favour of reality TV contestants when have a media profile and not a lot else. It's part of then reason that I'm falling out of love with reality TV.
Mr Peters, Top of the Pops is in enough trouble already. If you honestly, honestly think reality TV contestant Kate "I'd snogged that guy out of Blue - Wicked!/I'm Texting Gareth Gates - Love My Work!/Busted Think I'm Buff! etc etc" Lawler will rejuvinate this once brilliant music show - go ahead and hire her.
Go and watch some classic episodes of TOTP. Maybe devolution not evolution is the key. Every questioned why TOTP2 is much loved but TOTP itself is rumoured to be shifted to BBC3?
Top Of The Tops used to be a great show when presented by radio DJs who were nuts about EVERY kind of music in the top 100 - they didn''t depend on nepotism or Reality TV to get where they were. Radio gave them insight into music needed to become a TV music presenter. It doesn't need to change. Kate Lawler may know what starsign Justin Timberlake is but - be serious - she knows Jack about all the music being played and produced.
The minute TOTP was fronted by mini-skirted dullards, or nice, middle-class boys with wacky Hoxton fins was when it became Top Of The Lost-The-Plot.
So please, lets have a couple of genuine music nuts who can read an autocue to front the show. It can't be that difficult to find them. Get people for whom all aspects of music is their life work - it will put the "Top" back into "Top of the Pops" I promise.
Best regards,
Emzi.
(Still misses Jakki Brambles

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