The satirical site Anorak pokes some fun at all the fuss and bother surrounding Cameron's return home ....
'The biggest star to come out to Orkney since Ian McSporran, the one-eyed plate spinner, has returned to his homeland - an event watched by the Star.
Cameron sprayed champagne high into the air and toasted the crowd. But the ardent Christian refused to drink any of the Devil's love dribble, preferring to stick with plain orange juice.
He was then off to the home of his parents John and Doris, the home he still lives in, to play a CD of the Big Brother theme tune in his bedroom.
"When you're in the house, you never hear the theme music," says Cameron - who fails to realise that millions of us have never heard it either....'
The Rest Is Here !!!
'The biggest star to come out to Orkney since Ian McSporran, the one-eyed plate spinner, has returned to his homeland - an event watched by the Star.
Cameron sprayed champagne high into the air and toasted the crowd. But the ardent Christian refused to drink any of the Devil's love dribble, preferring to stick with plain orange juice.
He was then off to the home of his parents John and Doris, the home he still lives in, to play a CD of the Big Brother theme tune in his bedroom.
"When you're in the house, you never hear the theme music," says Cameron - who fails to realise that millions of us have never heard it either....'
The Rest Is Here !!!
