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The Daleks can't rule Earth because..
they're lame.
In last weeks episode when they were rounding up the humans, a chap walked up to them and said he wasn't going to do what they said and threw a brick at a Dalek. Then he legged it back into his house. The Daleks SCREAMED 'attack formation 7'. Attack formation 7 consisted of 3 Daleks lining up outside the house and shooting their lasers.. Tell you what, if they tried that crapola in Salford they'd be in the soup! ![]() ![]()
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Tell you what, if they tried that crapola in Salford they'd be in the soup!
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Oi..it's my home town..although admitedly I have left!
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But the DALEKS destroyed the whole house, including the kitchen sink.
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Yeah but as a strategic plan it wasn't very good was it? They've just got big guns.
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!
Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!) ![]() Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!!
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!
Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!) ![]() Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!! ![]() |
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But the DALEKS destroyed the whole house, including the kitchen sink.
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!
Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!) ![]() Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!! ![]() ![]() Can you imagine Dalek boot camp.. Captain Dalek..No I said attack formation 256..can't you count? Get down and give me 50! Now there's another thread on it's own..Dalek press ups!
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Don't be silly. Everyone knows the kitchen sink is in tonight's episode...
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I wonder if they work out the formations at DALEK training camps.
Or they do go to the boot cam to lear to fly and exterminate
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Attack formation 1 - A Dalek exterminates
Attack formation 2 - A dalek does the robot dance Attack formation 3 - A Dalek makes stuff explode Attack formation 4 - Three Daleks dance Attack formation 5 - Loads of Daleks exterminate people Attack formation 6 - Daleks Stand one on top of another Attack formation 7 - Three in a row do explodey things at a house That's two mins of my life wasted. |
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Attack formation 1 - A Dalek exterminates
Attack formation 2 - A dalek does the robot dance Attack formation 3 - A Dalek makes stuff explode Attack formation 4 - Three Daleks dance Attack formation 5 - Loads of Daleks exterminate people Attack formation 6 - Daleks Stand one on top of another Attack formation 7 - Three in a row do explodey things at a house That's two mins of my life wasted.
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I wouldnt underestimate village folk either. They dont like outsiders coming in telling them what to do. Daleks would be for it if they tried to build a bypass through a quiet village.
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I wouldnt underestimate village folk either. They dont like outsiders coming in telling them what to do. Daleks would be for it if they tried to build a bypass through a quiet village.
*sigh* Speak for your own village.
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So if they'd never get away with that crapola in Salford or a village..begs the question,
why do we need the Dr?? Probably to help save the shandy drinking southerners! ![]() ![]() I kid, I kid. |
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!
Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!) ![]() Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!! ![]()
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Even the Dalek's would think twice about marching into that dump of a city.
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Funny you mentioned the brick... recall wondering how their forcefields stop bullets, but allow a house-brick through?
Add it to the amateur inconsistencies list!
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Ahem, this is a thread about the Daleks lame ass strategic plans not my fine home city..can we please stay on topic and not Salford bash!
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I have to admit to a sneaky snigger when 'attack formation 7' meant 'stand in a row'....lol!!!
Bless 'em, they're not very inventive, are they! Thanks for making me giggle.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Christopher Eccleston from Salford?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Christopher Eccleston from Salford?
I asked CE the time while he was the Dr..didn't even know who he was..well I did, but never recognised him. |
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If you need to know the time, ask a Time Lord.
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