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Old 05-07-2008, 14:40
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they're lame.

In last weeks episode when they were rounding up the humans, a chap walked up to them and said he wasn't going to do what they said and threw a brick at a Dalek. Then he legged it back into his house. The Daleks SCREAMED 'attack formation 7'.

Attack formation 7 consisted of 3 Daleks lining up outside the house and shooting their lasers..

Tell you what, if they tried that crapola in Salford they'd be in the soup!
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:43
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Tell you what, if they tried that crapola in Salford they'd be in the soup!
Even the Dalek's would think twice about marching into that dump of a city.
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:44
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Oi..it's my home town..although admitedly I have left!
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:44
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But the DALEKS destroyed the whole house, including the kitchen sink.
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:46
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Yeah but as a strategic plan it wasn't very good was it? They've just got big guns.
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:47
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!

Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!)

Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!!
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:50
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!

Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!)

Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!!
I wonder if they work out the formations at DALEK training camps.
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:54
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But the DALEKS destroyed the whole house, including the kitchen sink.
Don't be silly. Everyone knows the kitchen sink is in tonight's episode...
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:54
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!

Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!)

Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!!
Ha ha ha..attack formation 1..a dalek with a gun!

Can you imagine Dalek boot camp..

Captain Dalek..No I said attack formation 256..can't you count? Get down and give me 50!

Now there's another thread on it's own..Dalek press ups!
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:56
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Don't be silly. Everyone knows the kitchen sink is in tonight's episode...
Ah so it gets it's revenge.
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:58
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I wonder if they work out the formations at DALEK training camps.
more likely to have imparted genetic knowledge of things like that and lets not forget davros said that he created the daleks from him and then when he is speaking to the supreme dalek he mentions something about the fact that "the emperor is gloating or something" and then davros reply's like its not possible i screened it out of you or words to this effect......


Or they do go to the boot cam to lear to fly and exterminate
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Old 05-07-2008, 14:58
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Attack formation 1 - A Dalek exterminates
Attack formation 2 - A dalek does the robot dance
Attack formation 3 - A Dalek makes stuff explode
Attack formation 4 - Three Daleks dance
Attack formation 5 - Loads of Daleks exterminate people
Attack formation 6 - Daleks Stand one on top of another
Attack formation 7 - Three in a row do explodey things at a house


That's two mins of my life wasted.
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Old 05-07-2008, 15:05
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Attack formation 1 - A Dalek exterminates
Attack formation 2 - A dalek does the robot dance
Attack formation 3 - A Dalek makes stuff explode
Attack formation 4 - Three Daleks dance
Attack formation 5 - Loads of Daleks exterminate people
Attack formation 6 - Daleks Stand one on top of another
Attack formation 7 - Three in a row do explodey things at a house


That's two mins of my life wasted.
Ah yes..but you're two minutes closer to tonight
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Old 05-07-2008, 15:11
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I wouldnt underestimate village folk either. They dont like outsiders coming in telling them what to do. Daleks would be for it if they tried to build a bypass through a quiet village.
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Old 05-07-2008, 15:13
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I wouldnt underestimate village folk either. They dont like outsiders coming in telling them what to do. Daleks would be for it if they tried to build a bypass through a quiet village.
*examines newly built bypass nearby*
*sigh*

Speak for your own village.
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Old 05-07-2008, 15:17
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Ah yes..but you're two minutes closer to tonight
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Old 05-07-2008, 15:18
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So if they'd never get away with that crapola in Salford or a village..begs the question,


why do we need the Dr??








Probably to help save the shandy drinking southerners!


I kid, I kid.
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Old 05-07-2008, 17:21
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I did laugh at the 'attack formation 7' bit! I wonder what the first 6 are!!!!

Maybe they count in binary, 7 in binary is 111 ( a row of daleks!!)

Attack formation 5 would be 101, so two daleks with a gap between them!!!
hahaha! very funny
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Old 05-07-2008, 17:25
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Even the Dalek's would think twice about marching into that dump of a city.
even the dogs walk round in pairs in Salford
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Old 05-07-2008, 18:06
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Funny you mentioned the brick... recall wondering how their forcefields stop bullets, but allow a house-brick through?

Add it to the amateur inconsistencies list!
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Old 05-07-2008, 18:06
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Ahem, this is a thread about the Daleks lame ass strategic plans not my fine home city..can we please stay on topic and not Salford bash!
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Old 05-07-2008, 18:14
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I have to admit to a sneaky snigger when 'attack formation 7' meant 'stand in a row'....lol!!!

Bless 'em, they're not very inventive, are they!

Thanks for making me giggle.
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Old 05-07-2008, 18:17
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Christopher Eccleston from Salford?
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Old 05-07-2008, 18:23
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Christopher Eccleston from Salford?
Yes, yes he is..Swinton if I remember correctly, local history..invaded by the Romans and used as a pig farm. The name is derived from Swine Town.

I asked CE the time while he was the Dr..didn't even know who he was..well I did, but never recognised him.
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Old 05-07-2008, 18:24
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If you need to know the time, ask a Time Lord.
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