I just kept thinking of the Frankenstein-type monster Oddbod in the film "Carry On Screaming." His ear got cut off, and they grew a second monster out of the severed ear...

I have refrained from posting that all day, and there you go, lowering the tone...

I know. I'm sorry, truly I am. But I just couldn't keep it to myself any longer.

Frying tonight....

Or even (my favourite line in a Carry On ever...):

"Oh dear, OddBod's lost his finger again - I do hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing..."