LoL

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lol^^

hope you got your nightcap annie. (this lot are a bit wild when they get going and you have to SHOUT sometimes ).

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*checks around - bar empty - no-one sleeping under tables*

back later for more fun & tunes from zofo.

Pint of lager and a packet of crisps please!

good grief - you're early on the go! lucky we have a 23 hour licence (we're beside the sea doncha know).

what flavour crisps?

Got any of those nice Prawn Coktail ones? And a dash of lime in the lager please!

*goes to check* *mutters: have I eaten them all * *ah, one pack left* *whew!*

yes, off course sir. here they are. and your larger & lime.

Can we keep this Bar opened 24/7 for the next three months?

We need pub grub!

yep.

but with one caveat:

you must discuss darnell whilst ordering and drinking your drink.

now, what'll you have and who do you think darnell will chose for the tasks today?

i think belinda and or rachel for the mime

for the tour de france - lisa, stu?

what do other darnellites think?

barman: hey ocelot, jack frost nippin at your toes?
ocelot: yeh now get joe beer nippin at my liver

*canned laughter*

Hey every one!!

Any one fancy a drink??

yes please. i'll have one from our new cocktail menu. 'dude drinks'

hhhhmmm let me see ... i think i'll start with a 'slinky swallow' (baileys and brandy over crushed ice).

*clink* dudes up everyone! *clink*

I think that I have a slinky swallow as well please.

Just popping my head round the door, I'm starving & need to concentrate on making dinner! Will be back in later on.


Hello Sweeties!!!!!! XX

hey you!

(don't you mean 'hello darnellites' btw ).

Love this!

I hope this place is where Zofo hangs out. I think she Dj's here sometimes?

delicious eh?

i'm just having a 'swell darnell' (vodka and grenadine with a teaspoon of sherbet popped in just before serving - the swell! ).

i think i'll have a 'rappa grappa' after that (grappa and tia marie, served with a bowl of m&ms).

(i'll be doing a 'belinda' if i'm not careful and falling off my perch ).

Hi Sted69 Welcome.

*Climbs behind decks*

Any tunes tonight Darnellites?

at the hairdressers. accident involving a lighter, led zep, and headbanging.

Might see you later then Pussycat, remember to come back before 1:00, enjoy your dinner

Luckily only singed it a bit and I've plenty of hair so it doesn't notice too much

My quest is over Zofo please play something from the 90's

ooo you're back. like the nu do dude.

now dj, i'm enjoying the cocktails so much i'd appreciate this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hLQCA2h8kA

*waves cocktail umbrella in air*

So how's Darnell doing? Bit out of touch as watched a film tonight so need to catch up. I heard he had to be a bit stern with some of the HMs sleeping during the day.

Can you be a bit more specific, I was stoned through most of the 90's