<----------------- on the left please

his ugly smug face is still staring at me

"Over there, on the left. One cross each..."
(Eric Idle Threat)

Eric Idle Thread?

It'd really help my darts practice

Always look on the bright side of life...de dum, de dum , de dum de dum de dum

Elderflower
Wasn't that funny that film!!

Don't tempt fate, they could put "winner" text on instead, which I think would drive you further to distraction