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Old 14-07-2008, 20:59
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last night, 1am, I am awoken by what can only described as a bloodcurdling scream!!!

What can It be? I ask myself. Has the latest craze for knife crime hit my doorstep?

So I look out of the window, and instead of seeing a young girl lying in a heap having been stabbed to death by a knife weilding maniac, I see two cats going at it like rabbis!!!

Honestly -- the NOISE!!! I can't describe it --

All I can say is the lady cat must have been enjoying it!!!

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Old 14-07-2008, 21:01
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I see two cats going at it like rabbis!!!
This was a good typo!!
I'm never going to be able to look at my Rabbi in the same way now.
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:02
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This was a good typo!!
I'm never going to be able to look at my Rabbi in the same way now.
ha ha ha PMSL!!!!!
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:03
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The noise isn't the girl cat enjoying it, it's her screaming as the tom-cat tries to umm...leave - as his willy has barbs on it that hurt the girl cat as they are designed to hold him in place, if you know what I mean .
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:05
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The noise isn't the girl cat enjoying it, it's her screaming as the tom-cat tries to umm...leave - as his willy has barbs on it that hurt the girl cat as they are designed to hold him in place, if you know what I mean .
Oh my word. You learn something new every day.
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:06
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The noise isn't the girl cat enjoying it, it's her screaming as the tom-cat tries to umm...leave - as his willy has barbs on it that hurt the girl cat as they are designed to hold him in place, if you know what I mean .
OMG is that true!??!



**does research**

http://clem.plouc.net/sex-cat.jpg
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:07
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if you know what I mean .
Errr, no, being the sweet & innocent individual that I am, could you elaborate a bit more please?
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:07
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The noise isn't the girl cat enjoying it, it's her screaming as the tom-cat tries to umm...leave - as his willy has barbs on it that hurt the girl cat as they are designed to hold him in place, if you know what I mean .
How are there any cats on earth?!!?
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:13
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The noise isn't the girl cat enjoying it, it's her screaming as the tom-cat tries to umm...leave - as his willy has barbs on it that hurt the girl cat as they are designed to hold him in place, if you know what I mean .
If THAT were not enough, he holds her on the back of the neck with his teeth
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:14
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Errr, no, being the sweet & innocent individual that I am, could you elaborate a bit more please?

Lol .
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:16
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The noise isn't the girl cat enjoying it, it's her screaming as the tom-cat tries to umm...leave - as his willy has barbs on it that hurt the girl cat as they are designed to hold him in place, if you know what I mean .
Saw a programme about wild (as in domesticated cats that had become feral) cats a while back and the whole sex thing wasn't exactly demonstrative of one of those caring moments us humans like to enjoy!

Not only the barbs, but the grabbing (biting) the scruff of the neck to hold the poor gal down!

Sounds a bit like activities in the centre of town on a Saturday night!!
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:28
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Oh my! I'm still confused about where the male cat keeps his penis now to learn it has barbs is just crazy. *looks at the two male cats sleeping on sofa with disgust* Poor female cats.
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Old 14-07-2008, 21:46
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Oh my! I'm still confused about where the male cat keeps his penis now to learn it has barbs is just crazy. *looks at the two male cats sleeping on sofa with disgust* Poor female cats.
Ha ha - know what you mean, lying there all fluffly and good-looking, like butter wouldn't melt - hard to believe he has it in him. Well had - bless him he was never given the chance to find out!
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Old 14-07-2008, 22:32
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My cat has just walked up to me as I read that.

I just want to turn round and go "you dirty b**tard" to it.
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Old 14-07-2008, 22:41
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My cat has just walked up to me as I read that.

I just want to turn round and go "you dirty b**tard" to it.
I looked at my little kitty girl and thought "poor baby"!!
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Old 14-07-2008, 22:47
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Slightly OT, but have you ever heard hedgehogs having sex? No screaming (funnily enough!), but an awful lot of VERY VERY loud grunting!!
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Old 15-07-2008, 00:38
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Oh my! I'm still confused about where the male cat keeps his penis now to learn it has barbs is just crazy. *looks at the two male cats sleeping on sofa with disgust* Poor female cats.
Cats don't have big cocks, so you are unlikey to see it.
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Old 15-07-2008, 00:41
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I used to think that a local cat was constantly in pain or something, or got into a fight with a fox every night. Turns out it was just getting shagged
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Old 15-07-2008, 00:48
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I used to think that a local cat was constantly in pain or something, or got into a fight with a fox every night. Turns out it was just getting shagged

Lol .
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Old 15-07-2008, 00:52
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I saw this program about cats in the Colosseum in Rome, and when they had a shag, it was not cat style, it was done doggy style, and they had about 5 tom cats each shagging the female from behind for about 10 seconds and then moving off so the next one could shag her in a bit of a gang bang - and she was shrieking away, but that was just a noise she made, because she seemed non-plussed by the whole thing, and very matter-of-fact - so that is why they have mixed litters.
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Old 15-07-2008, 00:53
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Yeah, you'd scream enough being assaulted with a spiky barbed todger....
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Old 15-07-2008, 00:56
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For the last few weeks, there has been screaming noises coming from the end of our garden. Those foxes are dirty buggers.
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Old 15-07-2008, 01:03
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Yep. I'll never forget when I was a teenager my idiot father came home from work and let the cat out after me listening to her howl all day. She was due to be neutered the following week when she was out of heat. I shouted & shouted for her climbing up on walls trying to see her. Then I heard her scream. So I just thought oh well too ****ing late now went back inside and said to my Dad he could explain to my Mum when she got in. My poor cat arrived home scratched to bits and never woke up til the next day. She was well and truly *ahem*
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Old 15-07-2008, 01:04
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My cat is gay, so I don't need to worry. Although he is strangely drawn to my only male chinchilla, not the girls.

He's an odd'un!
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Old 15-07-2008, 01:06
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My cat is gay, so I don't need to worry. Although he is strangely drawn to my only male chinchilla, not the girls.

He's an odd'un!

My male dog was in love with the cat I mentioned above's son. (Only surviving product of her night whoring it )

Poor sod was always rammed in the face every night without fail when Glen the dog came home from his walk.
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