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Old 31-08-2003, 14:29
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Autumn is nearly here and it's a bit of a tradition now for ex-housemates from all six series of Big Brother to appear in pantomimes up and down the country this Christmas.

I'll post links as and when they're annouced over the next few weeks. BB contestants are becoming increasingly popular in panto - Jade Goody's Snow White Gravesend panto sold out last year. No annoucements on the BB4 lot yet - but it's early days. I personally think Fed would make a great baddie!

[COLOR=red]BB3's Jonny[/COLOR] - Will play Sarkey The Pirate in Aladdin at the Theatre Royal, Newcastle.

Link: http://www.theatre-royal-newcastle.c...9?OpenDocument

[COLOR=red]Celeb BB2's Anne Diamond[/COLOR] - The Wicked Queen in Snow White at the Regent Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent.

Link: http://www.theambassadors.com/regent/sp_p351.html

More to come...
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Old 31-08-2003, 15:18
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[COLOR=red]Celeb BB1's Claire Sweeney[/COLOR] - Is Aladdin at the Milton Keynes Threatre this year. Link: http://www.theambassadors.com/miltonkeynes/sp_p287.html

(P.s - no panto for CBB2's Melinda Messenger this year as she's due to give birth to her third baby at Christmas)
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Old 31-08-2003, 15:42
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while Cameron will replace Alistair Campbell in this years Downing Street panto
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Old 02-09-2003, 09:40
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[COLOR=red]BB4's Cameron Stout[/COLOR] - Will play Starkey the Pirate in Peter Pan at His Majesty's Theatre, Aberdeen.

Link:http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/co...name_page.html

Theatre website:http://www.aberdeencity.gov.uk/acc/W...order2=&sort2=

(Edit to previous post - BB3's Jonny is to play Starkey in Peter Pan, not Aladdin)
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Old 02-09-2003, 14:32
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Woohoo, the lucrative offers are obviously rolling in for Cameron First the central heating ad, now this.
Yah-boo to his critics.

Like all BB WINNERS, he's sure to be hugely successful. Hes gonna be a huge star, no doubt about it
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Old 02-09-2003, 17:13
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Originally posted by Marky de Salade
Woohoo, the lucrative offers are obviously rolling in for Cameron First the central heating ad, now this.
Yah-boo to his critics.

Like all BB WINNERS, he's sure to be hugely successful. Hes gonna be a huge star, no doubt about it
now then.. due to a delicious bottle of new zealand red i'm not quite feeling up to speed, as it were...

but this is irony, right?
this is when people go "oh, how ironic..." right?

is this the irony smiley?
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Old 02-09-2003, 17:18
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lol Skaza!

Well I reckon Cameron already has planet-sized status, namely
[SIZE=3]URANUS[/SIZE]
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Old 02-09-2003, 17:38
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Originally posted by maisymoo
lol Skaza!

Well I reckon Cameron already has planet-sized status, namely
[SIZE=3]URANUS[/SIZE]
no he was talking about stars

http://www.myskybroker.com/faq.htm

lets name one, a dead star = a black hole after him.

Suggestions?

"Anus homophobia" maybe
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Old 02-09-2003, 17:53
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How about “Punchus Aurora Borealis Exitus” = (approx, Iain)
Punch your Northern lights out!!
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Old 02-09-2003, 18:12
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maisymoo, kindly do not bring my, or anyone elses anus to this forum. as another esteemed forum member put it, have some decorum.
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Old 02-09-2003, 18:16
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Sorry skazza!!
Just that every time someone mentions Cameron I think of all things pertaining to the posterior!
Can't imagine why that might be!
As Father Jack might say, "Drink! ****! *rse! (Cameron) Girls!"

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Old 02-09-2003, 18:17
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Maybe Cams Sex problem is that he "Comet Early" and has a very short tail
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Old 02-09-2003, 18:19
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LMAO
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Old 02-09-2003, 18:21
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Got it!!!!

Cameron can be the er, ahem, "actor" who preforms those dubious "money shots" in "art films"

A Shooting Star!!

(go on, laugh!)
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Old 02-09-2003, 18:23
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Originally posted by maisymoo

(go on, laugh!)
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Old 02-09-2003, 18:24
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I wonder if he likes to be asteroid belted
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Old 02-09-2003, 18:26
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matt.b!
Stop it!!
I think there's a topical cream you can apply for that!!
Sorry, I'm still damn well laughing here"! harrrrrrrr
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Old 02-09-2003, 20:07
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Originally posted by Emzi
BB3's Jonny is to play Starkey in Peter Pan,
does he have only one leg?
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Old 02-09-2003, 20:10
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And then Tuesday we could all go to the hither parts
That covers you Arnold!
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Old 02-09-2003, 20:11
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Originally posted by matt.b
I wonder if he likes to be asteroid belted
Surely if Doris hears a big bang under his duvet, he explains his Hubble Telescope found a pulsar that then became a Milky Way

Oi the mess
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Old 02-09-2003, 20:15
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Ground Control to Major Stout,
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground control to Major Stout: Commencing countdown engine's on
Check ig-nition and may God's love be with you

Thats how he found religion

http://daize.puzzling.org/tabs/groundcontrol_lyric.html
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Old 02-09-2003, 20:19
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Originally posted by skazza

is this the irony smiley?
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I like that skazza.

Nothing ironic about Cameron's success. He is a BB winner after all. We aint seen nothing yet. Doing pantomime in Aberdeen is a lucrative opportunity not to be sneezed at, and good for his profile. I mean you don't seriously think he's doing it because there's no better offers   ""
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Old 02-09-2003, 20:24
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This is Major Stout to Ground Control
I'm steppin thru the (BB) door
And they've voted' in-a-the most-a-perculiar way-hay
And the script, sorry, stars look very diffherent, to-da-hay-ay-ay

For herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
Am I flipping eck a win Cam
Faaaaaaa--------bricated world
Planet Cam is true and there's fek all you can do..

Ground control to Major Stout
Your secret's dead
There's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Stout, can you hear .............
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Old 02-09-2003, 20:26
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Cams Hubble

White Dwarf or Red Giant ?

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Old 02-09-2003, 20:26
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Originally posted by maisymoo
This is Major Stout to Ground Control
I'm steppin thru the (BB) door
And they've voted' in-a-the most-a-perculiar way-hay
And the script, sorry, stars look very diffherent, to-da-hay-ay-ay

For herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
Am I flipping eck a win Cam
Faaaaaaa--------bricated world
Planet Cam is true and there's fek all you can do..

Ground control to Major Stout
Your secret's dead
There's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Stout, can you hear .............

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