Autumn is nearly here and it's a bit of a tradition now for ex-housemates from all six series of Big Brother to appear in pantomimes up and down the country this Christmas.

I'll post links as and when they're annouced over the next few weeks. BB contestants are becoming increasingly popular in panto - Jade Goody's Snow White Gravesend panto sold out last year. No annoucements on the BB4 lot yet - but it's early days. I personally think Fed would make a great baddie!

[COLOR=red]BB3's Jonny[/COLOR] - Will play Sarkey The Pirate in Aladdin at the Theatre Royal, Newcastle.

Link: http://www.theatre-royal-newcastle.c...9?OpenDocument

[COLOR=red]Celeb BB2's Anne Diamond[/COLOR] - The Wicked Queen in Snow White at the Regent Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent.

Link: http://www.theambassadors.com/regent/sp_p351.html

More to come...

[COLOR=red]Celeb BB1's Claire Sweeney[/COLOR] - Is Aladdin at the Milton Keynes Threatre this year. Link: http://www.theambassadors.com/miltonkeynes/sp_p287.html

(P.s - no panto for CBB2's Melinda Messenger this year as she's due to give birth to her third baby at Christmas)

while Cameron will replace Alistair Campbell in this years Downing Street panto

[COLOR=red]BB4's Cameron Stout[/COLOR] - Will play Starkey the Pirate in Peter Pan at His Majesty's Theatre, Aberdeen.

Link:http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/co...name_page.html

Theatre website:http://www.aberdeencity.gov.uk/acc/W...order2=&sort2=

(Edit to previous post - BB3's Jonny is to play Starkey in Peter Pan, not Aladdin)

Woohoo, the lucrative offers are obviously rolling in for Cameron First the central heating ad, now this.
Yah-boo to his critics.

Like all BB WINNERS, he's sure to be hugely successful. Hes gonna be a huge star, no doubt about it

now then.. due to a delicious bottle of new zealand red i'm not quite feeling up to speed, as it were...

but this is irony, right?
this is when people go "oh, how ironic..." right?

is this the irony smiley?
""

lol Skaza!

Well I reckon Cameron already has planet-sized status, namely
[SIZE=3]URANUS[/SIZE]

no he was talking about stars

http://www.myskybroker.com/faq.htm

lets name one, a dead star = a black hole after him.

Suggestions?

"Anus homophobia" maybe

How about “Punchus Aurora Borealis Exitus” = (approx, Iain)
Punch your Northern lights out!!

maisymoo, kindly do not bring my, or anyone elses anus to this forum. as another esteemed forum member put it, have some decorum.

Sorry skazza!!
Just that every time someone mentions Cameron I think of all things pertaining to the posterior!
Can't imagine why that might be!
As Father Jack might say, "Drink! ****! *rse! (Cameron) Girls!"

Maybe Cams Sex problem is that he "Comet Early" and has a very short tail

matt.b
LMAO

Got it!!!!

Cameron can be the er, ahem, "actor" who preforms those dubious "money shots" in "art films"

A Shooting Star!!

(go on, laugh!)

I wonder if he likes to be asteroid belted

matt.b!
Stop it!!
I think there's a topical cream you can apply for that!!
Sorry, I'm still damn well laughing here"! harrrrrrrr

does he have only one leg?

And then Tuesday we could all go to the hither parts
That covers you Arnold!

Surely if Doris hears a big bang under his duvet, he explains his Hubble Telescope found a pulsar that then became a Milky Way

Oi the mess

Ground Control to Major Stout,
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground control to Major Stout: Commencing countdown engine's on
Check ig-nition and may God's love be with you

Thats how he found religion

http://daize.puzzling.org/tabs/groundcontrol_lyric.html

I like that skazza.

Nothing ironic about Cameron's success. He is a BB winner after all. We aint seen nothing yet. Doing pantomime in Aberdeen is a lucrative opportunity not to be sneezed at, and good for his profile. I mean you don't seriously think he's doing it because there's no better offers   ""

This is Major Stout to Ground Control
I'm steppin thru the (BB) door
And they've voted' in-a-the most-a-perculiar way-hay
And the script, sorry, stars look very diffherent, to-da-hay-ay-ay

For herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
Am I flipping eck a win Cam
Faaaaaaa--------bricated world
Planet Cam is true and there's fek all you can do..

Ground control to Major Stout
Your secret's dead
There's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Stout, can you hear .............

Cams Hubble

White Dwarf or Red Giant ?