I was the one who was saying that jon tickle was working with my mum, well today he returned to my mum's branch and i tried to get my mum to ask him to say hello on the website, instead my mum let me down and spouted loads of shit about there conversation at lunch.

Mum-Hi jon do you want to share my chocalte bar

Jon-Ok then

Mum-Be warned they taste horrible

This really creased me up when I read it. It's kinda like in the 'olden days' going into boots for a packet of 3 and coming out with a comb instead.

thanks a lot TOML , maybe leave it a couple of weeks so you dont get in trouble

Yeah sorry TOML I meant to say thanks for trying too, don't get your mum into trouble though will you.

can u ask for a autograph for me please

Hey youre mum just trying to be cool, there aint nothing wrong with that! My mum would be "ooooohhh, jon I loved you on get me out of here, can i have your autograph, If I ring my daughter on the mobile will you say hello, what's nasty nick really like", and all that crap. Do you want to swap mums TOML?

This really creased me up when I read it. It's kinda like in the 'olden days' going into boots for a packet of 3 and coming out with a comb instead.

Or buying The Barbie Song "for a friend" and having to buy something else as well so you can hide it underneath it at the checkout queue!

Trying to calmly buy a copy of Mayfair from WHSmiths at the age of 13 - getting to the checkout and realising that the checkout girl went to my school...

Or admitting that you secretly quite enjoyed BB4.

Hee, any mum who gets to spend her lunch break with Jon has to be up for 'cool mum of the year' award

Thanks TOML.

yeah but did he like the chocolate I wonder.

Not really but yesterday he got told of for smoking. My mum actually finds him interesting.

tut tut quite right too, chocolate is much better.

And I bet he hasn't threatened to punch anyone's face in either

bloody hard to light, though...

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