Anyone got the latest Issue of heat- be warned there's a lot of Cameron

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clarribo

09-09-2003

Just so your prepared, there's a rather scary photo of him in his panto getup on p20/21.
It gets better though, on p44 there's an article headed Cameron looks set to stay a virgin.
Basic story is that Heat put an ad on

a christian dating site and so far he's had no replies.
I'll try and find the actual ad.

clarribo

09-09-2003

Well I've not had any luck so far and you have to register to search so I'm now on a christian dating agency site

Goodfella

09-09-2003

be careful, I hear pagans are valued currency on those sites

janie

09-09-2003

It says you need to be a Gold Member to send/receive messages......I can't stop thinking about the Austin Powers movie now!

tamara

09-09-2003

Quote:
“Hi my name is cameron I am 32 years old, Single and live in orkney islands, All United States .

I am 5 ft - 8 inches (172cm) tall and weigh 192 Lbs. (86 Kg).
I consider my body type to be Medium/Normal and my appearance to be Handsome.

My eyes are Blue and I have Brown hair.

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I am looking for: Marriage, Long Term Relationship,
With someone between the ages of 25 and 35
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Marital Status: Single
Distinctive features: Greying
Impairments: None
Living Status: I live alone
Religion: Baptist
Religious Attitude: I am very religious
Go to Church: Every Sunday
Nationality: Scottish
I grew up in: Orkney Islands

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Children: 0 .
Desires Family: I would like to have children
Brothers: 1
Sisters: 0
Education: I went to college
Major: I’ll tell you later
Occupation: Importer for the fishing industry
My income is: over $100,000

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Likes & Interests:
I love the outdoors and enjoy playing the piano. I like socialising with friends but don't like to get drunk. I enjoy spending time at home, just relaxing and reading the bible. I know how to have fun, but I am pretty quiet.

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The type of person I would like to meet:
Although I'm a virgin, my ideal partner would not have to be. I'm shy so I'm looking for someone who is sparky and can bring out the best in me. I am looking for a woman who shares my faith, is kind, loving, generous and fun to be with.

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My idea of a perfect relationship is:
I'm looking for someone who can be my best friend, first and foremost. Someone to have children with and grow old with.
Link to profile”

Time to send him some nice messages <little devil smilie>

Susann

09-09-2003

Good grief, what a boring fart Cameron is. :yawn: :sleep: Marriage to him would be like trying to raise the dead.

Alrightmate

09-09-2003

Quote:
“"I enjoy spending time at home, just relaxing and reading the bible. I know how to have fun"”

maisymoo

09-09-2003

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“"I enjoy spending time at home, just relaxing and reading the bible. I know how to have fun"”

You know, I reckon the Bible was written by an Ancient James Herbert and it got misplaced on the bookshelves under Non Fiction. Lets face it, plagues of locusts, famine, 7 lean years, customary death by an ancient form of "solvite" hanging, a barrel of laughs eh? That and the daily chance of being smoted or reduced to a table condiment! Great! Forget holiday 18-30 get me to an Apocalypse, NOW!!

lilclaire1234

09-09-2003

What a saddo he is!!
Going on a dating agency!
Why cant he find a girl himself.!!

Did you see the pics of him in heat!? OMG! What a loser!

Disnae

09-09-2003

Quote:
“What a saddo he is!!
Going on a dating agency!
Why cant he find a girl himself.!!”

I think you have missed the point. Cam didn't go to a dating agency. Heat placed a fake ad with an agency to see who would respond. Cam has sack loads of letters from fans wanting dates and certainly doesn't need to advertise himself. If he did I'm sure he wouldn't go with an american agency either

matt.b

09-09-2003

bb4 what a disaster

Tourmeline

09-09-2003

That and the daily chance of being smoted or reduced to a table condiment!

ben4321

09-09-2003

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“Originally posted by disnaespeakmuch
Cam has sack loads of letters from fans wanting dates and certainly doesn't need to advertise himself. ”

How do you know?

sympathy

10-09-2003

Why are heat bothering? I'm sure many readers like me don't give two shits about what that nasty piece of work is doing.

Marky de Salade

10-09-2003

what happened to Steph?

tamara

10-09-2003

Quote:
“Cameron on his future bride from his exclusive interview with Heat Magazine…

Cameron said she would need to be "more perky" and to be able to bring the best out in him. He says she would have to share his faith and be a kind, loving, generous, exciting and fun-to-be-with person.

He described his ideal wife as a British Demi Moore who can cook like his mother, sing like Eva Cassidy and have the sense of humour of Chandler from Friends. "I'd be completely made-up. Not asking for much, I know," he added.

[size=1]Cameron!.. Is that really you? Heat Magazine 09---15/08/2003[/size]”

Sure he isn't asking for much... I wonder what he thinks he has to offer in exchange

Using a bit of mathematics... the probability he will find a specimen with all those characteristics and wants to date him is practically null... and he certainly would remain virgin for quite a long time to come.

So taking into account the hordes of women that will be throwing themselves at him... and him admitting he is "gagging for it"... we could assume safely... his virginity would be under serious danger.

Perhaps he should consider investing in a "male chastity belt"

Disnae

10-09-2003

Quote:
“Originally posted by ben4321
How do you know? ”

well, there was the box of mail handed over to him on the bblb final show for starters and then , in this article http://www.news.scotsman.com/topics....0&id=943832003

it says

Quote:
“He tells me that one of the greatest revelations since coming out of the house has been the amount of female attention he’s received. "There’s been billions of female attention," he says incredulously. "It’s really striking me as quite odd. It’s quite amusing, but it’s just another part of the whole thing that seems strange. There’s a lot of post, though. Some old, some young, some ideal. I don’t know what proportion of it I’ll be able to get back to."”

( he's not my nextdoor neighbour...honest !

)

tamara

10-09-2003

Quote:
“Originally posted by disnaespeakmuch
well, there was the box of mail handed over to him on the bblb final show for starters and then ....”

Wouldn't that be fan mail (males and females)? Why assuming all the mail would be self-deluded creatures wanting to marry him?

Anyway... what kind of woman would write to a person the hardly know with views to start a relationship?

Elderflower

10-09-2003

Quote:
“Originally posted by tamara
Wouldn't that be fan mail (males and females)? Why assuming all the mail would be self-deluded creatures wanting to marry him?

Anyway... what kind of woman would write to a person the hardly know with views to start a relationship? ”

I thought that box contained the replies from the women who applied to that find Cam a date competition they ran, strangely there seemed to be no shortage of applicants

Disnae

10-09-2003

Since the letters were re the 'find a bride for Cameron competition' I took it for granted they were from ladies wanting to be his bride

likescats

10-09-2003

Maybe some were from men wanting to be his groom och no

tamara

10-09-2003

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“Originally posted by grimfandango
Maybe some were from men wanting to be his groom och no ”

I think is enough mental effort trying to figure out why any woman would want to marry Cameron...

likescats

10-09-2003

I have trouble enough figuring out why anyone would want to go on a date with him let alone marry him.

ben4321

10-09-2003

Quote:
“Originally posted by Elderflower
I thought that box contained the replies from the women who applied to that find Cam a date competition they ran, strangely there seemed to be no shortage of applicants ”

Yes. That's Cameron's fanbase. Sad, frustrated, lonely, desperate women stupidly cooing over "lovely" Cameron.

likescats

10-09-2003

Quote:
“Originally posted by ben4321
Yes. That's Cameron's fanbase. Sad, frustrated, lonely, desperate women stupidly cooing over "lovely" Cameron. ”

All ready to have thier lights punched out no doubt.

*runs for cover*

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