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Bring the pan of hot oil to me blind man
Right i know Mikey can do lots of things despite his disability but surely asking him to bring a pan of hot oil so Nicole could turn the sausages is a bit dangerous. Maybe i misheard.
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![]() Call me wrong but I thought that was quite funny![]()
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I did think it was a rather stupid thing to do. Thank you for your thread title - it made me laugh!
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Nicole really is thick. I wish Mikey had turned around and said "Why don't you come here? i'm ****ing blind incase you haven't noticed!"
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![]() I like your turn of phrase.But yes, it was stupid for stupid Nicole to ask him to do that when she, the normal-sighted woman could get off her arse for three seconds to check on the bloody sausages. |
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It was un-f***ing-believable. Honestly, I was screaming at the TV for the stupid lazy cow to get up and help. Good god, what the hell is wrong with them??
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I laughed out loud at Rex and Nicole both trying to instruct a blind person to turn sausages (how would he have known whether he had moved them onto the uncooked part?) - what inconsiderate spoilt sods. They are well suited.
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She's thick and lazy and self-obsessed and ignorant. Get her out!
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I did think it was a rather stupid thing to do. Thank you for your thread title - it made me laugh!
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I laughed out loud at Rex and Nicole both trying to instruct a blind person to turn sausages (how would he have known whether he had moved them onto the uncooked part?) - what inconsiderate spoilt sods. They are well suited.
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Nicole really is thick. I wish Mikey had turned around and said "Why don't you come here? i'm ****ing blind incase you haven't noticed!"
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I think that this incident just goes too show how selfish and ignorant we have become as a society, personally i would have dragged that useless ginger haired cone shaped head c--- over the divide and shoved his head in the pan, might get some giner hairs on the sausages but at least they would have been proper turned
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The blind task obviously had no lasting effect on Rex.
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Maybe he could have slipped and spilled it on her dress
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and after watching him go on and on and on and on and on and on i would have shoved about 20 of the burnt sausages in his mouth
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Maybe he could have slipped and spilled it on her dress
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lol it was so ridiculous i dont know what to say about it. All i know - and im a lazy person - if a blind man asked me for help and there was a pan of hot oil - i would move like lightning.
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I have always thought she looked like Lisa Simpson but sadly she does not have any of the intellect.
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PMSL at the title, hah
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I think this is a case for Mario.
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lol it was so ridiculous i dont know what to say about it. All i know - and im a lazy person - if a blind man asked me for help and there was a pan of hot oil - i would move like lightning.
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I think this is a case for Mario.
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For cases like this bb should keep msrio on hand
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And then 'executive chef Rex' was shouting for Mikey to shake the pan. There were fifty utensils in the pan with 2 litres of oil and 75 sausages floating on top of the oil and Rex expected blind Mikey to shake the pan.
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