Right i know Mikey can do lots of things despite his disability but surely asking him to bring a pan of hot oil so Nicole could turn the sausages is a bit dangerous. Maybe i misheard.

Call me wrong but I thought that was quite funny

I did think it was a rather stupid thing to do. Thank you for your thread title - it made me laugh!

Nicole really is thick. I wish Mikey had turned around and said "Why don't you come here? i'm ****ing blind incase you haven't noticed!"

I like your turn of phrase.

But yes, it was stupid for stupid Nicole to ask him to do that when she, the normal-sighted woman could get off her arse for three seconds to check on the bloody sausages.

It was un-f***ing-believable. Honestly, I was screaming at the TV for the stupid lazy cow to get up and help. Good god, what the hell is wrong with them??

I laughed out loud at Rex and Nicole both trying to instruct a blind person to turn sausages (how would he have known whether he had moved them onto the uncooked part?) - what inconsiderate spoilt sods. They are well suited.

She's thick and lazy and self-obsessed and ignorant. Get her out!

I'm laughing at the thread title too

Her tone of voice when she said to mike they are cooked aren't they like?

Maybe he could have slipped and spilled it on her dress

I think that this incident just goes too show how selfish and ignorant we have become as a society, personally i would have dragged that useless ginger haired cone shaped head c--- over the divide and shoved his head in the pan, might get some giner hairs on the sausages but at least they would have been proper turned

The blind task obviously had no lasting effect on Rex.

That would have been funny and painful

and after watching him go on and on and on and on and on and on i would have shoved about 20 of the burnt sausages in his mouth

Even better over her head.

lol it was so ridiculous i dont know what to say about it. All i know - and im a lazy person - if a blind man asked me for help and there was a pan of hot oil - i would move like lightning.

I have always thought she looked like Lisa Simpson but sadly she does not have any of the intellect.

PMSL at the title, hah

I think this is a case for Mario.

This is it, isn't it? I am a complete sloth most of the time, but come on - I might even be annoyed on the sly at having to leave my hair - but I would be like sh*t off a shovel if a blind bloke was frying sausages.

For cases like this bb should keep msrio on hand

if he was there he would have definitely helped out or facilitated in the sausage turning act.

And then 'executive chef Rex' was shouting for Mikey to shake the pan. There were fifty utensils in the pan with 2 litres of oil and 75 sausages floating on top of the oil and Rex expected blind Mikey to shake the pan.