They seem addicted to sausages, i wonder how many they put on the shopping list

Mikey telling Nicole get up and do it then! He stood up for himself they did not listen.

I cannot understand what Nicole and Rex were thinking of

Where is Mario when you need him to remind people of health and safety. No seriously, that was really bad.

I thought Nicole acted like a spoilt brat! 'oh i'm getting my hair done' well try to take a break from that really really strenuous activity and help out sometime

Yes - if Rex has a H and S certificate it should be revoked and he should be sent to Mario's training school immediately.

You know you got it wrong when you asking someone to shake up the pan and then have to guide them to the handle.

She really is the laziest, vaccuous, whiny bitch I've saw on this programme.

Me too (part from the lazy part ). Nicole is lazy, inconsiderate, shallow and self-obsessed, IMO.

I was astonished at how much oil was in that pan-they were virtually being deep fried! But Nicole is both lazy and stupid. Mikey was doing a pretty good job, but he can't judge if things are cooked.

That lazy, useless bint really is a waste of perfectly serviceable skin.

Scottish cooking everything is deep fried.
And rex is ginger (scottich)

She was being an idiot. When she got to the sausages as well she sort of tutted and said "oh....they're burnt"

THATS RIGHT YOU STUPID COW! Had you got up 5 minutes ago and turned them over (which would have taken all of 10 seconds) they would be fine.

She is ignorant.

It was also selfish of her to be faffing on having her hair backcombed (which by the way looked awful anyway) and leaving Mikey to cope in the kitchen - when he clearly was asking for help.

He's not poor pathetic blind Mikey by any means he's managed up to now - but he did ask for help and then she said to bring the hot frying pan over to her I couldn't believe how idiotic she was!

And of course Rex stuck up for her by telling him to shake the pan of sausages - therefore endangering himself by shaking hot fat over himself which he sensibly refused to do.

All this while mashing the potatoes.

I dunno where's Mario - he'll be swearing at the telly about poor Mikey and health n safety n all.

Indeed.

Yeah, that's right. All of us 'scottich' people have got red hair and we deep fry everything. We also wear kilts all the time and chase haggis through the heather every weekend.

Some of us, though, have got enough brains to know that a blind man cooking sausages in a vat of oil may need some help. Particularly when he specifically asks for it.

Does this make sense?

Is this in reply to any other post on this thread?

And we've not quite worked out how to deep-fry porridge, tablet, shortbread, stovies, cock-a-leekie or cranachan....YET

I know this sounds Cruel but a part of me wanetd Mickey so spill the pan over him, just to teach Nicole a lesson .. but knowing her .. she and rex would blame mikey himself " for not asking for help clearly enough! "

They're a set of lazy idiots. Course there aren't any servants around so Mikey will have to do meanwhile. Marioooooo - health and safety issue over here.....

I would pay good money to have watched that. What a pair of tossers. I was suprised at Lisa as well for not stopping the hair teasing session and telling Nicole to get off her arse SHARPISH.

It was an unbelievable bit of television. Revolting creatures both of them.

why did she bother .juss cook the snags nicky ...she looks better in jeans and a t shirt ..the more she dolls up sthe more ridiculous she looks .who chose that dress ..it would have been ok on edna everage

Is there an award for best thread title?

In what kind of a warped world is faffing with hair more important than helping a blind man with a panful of sausages?

Unbelievable selfishness.

She was so taken up with having her hair done and being made to look like Princess Michael of Kent that she didn't think about things from the Health and Safety angle. Where's Mario when you need him? I bet her hair and dress stank of fat anyway!

Mr Whippyhead probably has a string of blind people working over hot pans! All in a days work!

Kat pours loads of oil in the pan but if you cook them slowly they fry in their own fat or they could grill them. for a much healthier meal . She also uses liberal amounts of salt and slabs of butter in mashed spuds . I think she's trying to give them heart attacks to eliminate her opposition!

LOL! Thank you. I was trying to think who it reminded me of.