Seconded!

I've been giggling for ages

Six pigs' worth I should think!

My partner and I are both blind and neither of us could believe how lazy that waste of space (Nicole) was. Even lisa in the end told her to go and sort the sausages. I've cooked 2-4 sausages in a pan and that's no problem, but moving a pan of probably 20 sausages swimming in oil... no way!

Good grief, don't judge all of society by the actions of Rex and Nicole! It was astoundingly selfish and inconsiderate.

I expected BB to come over the Tannoy in case Mikey did try to carry them over but good on him for his brusque retort to Nicole.

He always complains about being treated like a blind guy - soo, yano, I found it funny thoo =D

I presume you're talking about Mikey's conversation about people trying to help in on to trains and such like? Because I can't think of a single instance where he's complained about that in the house.

In any case, there's a big difference between having help forced upon you when you don't want or need it, and somebody basically refusing to help you when you've actually asked for it.

All three of them, Nicole Rex and Lisa, were all as bad as each other. Lisa: never mind Mikey spilling boiling hot oil over himself, just try not move your hair too much
And Nicole, when she eventually moved her arse, had the nerve to snap at Mikey to be careful with her (hideous) dress. As for Rex, he's just a ****ing ******. Gone right off him.

I hope so - a sausage butty will do me - nice to see everyone agreeing for once.

Why the heck didn't they just cook the sausages in the oven?

if i'd have been mikey i'd have said 'don't worry, i'll turn the heat down and you can see to the sausages when you're ready'. then turned it up full blast and let them burn to cinders.

Like Mario tried to do with the pizzas

scuse my ignorance... but how do you use this forum if you're blind?

I know, it's priceless isn't it. Their parents must be SO proud.

*whispers* and how do they know there were about 20 sausages?

Then Nicole removed the pan to show Rex the sausages and left Mikey unaware and he was placing his hand over the hot plate.

I was saying out loud get off your lazy arse. Also it sickens me that Rex thinks she shouldnt have to do anything, he is more like a father the way he talks to her. If my hubby said "look at me when Iam talking to you" I would certainly tell him where to go.

by counting the noise they were making as they sizzled in the pan?

I'm sorry but when the revolution comes Tyranical-Bores-Us Rex and his simpering little bogie of a lay are the first up against the wall.

(Or is that "Walls")

rex is evil he treats people like dirt

LOL. Some particularly choice descriptions of "that useless ginger haired cone shaped head c---" and his moll on this thread. "little bogie of a lay"

But she was doing her hair! She's a princess you know!

That was what shocked me more than walking with the pan too.
Carrying the pan over is one thing, but for Rex to tell Mikey .."Shake the pan. Shake the pan" was unbelievably ignorant, inconsiderate, and shockingly dangerous.

For Rex to tell a blind man to shake a pan with fat in it over the stove was as stunningly stupid as you could get.

I know that Rachel can be a Goody-Two-Shoes politically correct irritation, but at least she is considerate to situations such as this.

At least Rachel wouldn't be telling Mikey to do something which had the potential to turn him into a human fireball.

Part of me wanted to him to carry the pan over to Nicole, as she'd requested, and spill it over her! Not really, obviously, but it would have been funnier than Mikey hurting himself.

It could be a line taken straight out of 'The League of Gentlemen'.

Well,...just shake the pan about a bit then.

Rex must be insane. Shake the pan?
Does he want Mikey to go up in a ball of flames or something?

I think there's something vaguely biblical about it.
And as big momma's already said - in Lisa's role I would have been prompting Nicole too.