A man who tells a beautiful young blonde woman to keep her clothes on, before spending the night with her on national television does it for me. As they definitely, definitely, definitely don't fancy each other - they DON'T - please will he take the telephone number of my shower? Just joking Scott
Iain told her the same thing, so I'll forgive him for patronizing Zora. She shouldn't be smouldering at that time in the morning anyway, even if she does come before anyone else. She does, she does!

Err what?

Be a bit more original - ask your wife ?

Or your daughter, or your mother, or your granny and if you are a woman, forget it.

*scratches head*

Are you OK in your own little world?

Think about it and then you tell me. The clues are there.

When the gezzers in white coats come for me I'll tell them to pick you up at the same time.

*shrugs in a WTF are you going on about kinda way*

Jeez, this is getting even stranger

Why would you be taken away by cricket umpires ?

I didn't know crickets had umpires, I thought they jumped a lot and sang with top hats on? By Jimminy!

Mmmm........somebody has to stop them bowling the ball underarm along the ground - you know, grass hoppers

?
Are you trying to tell me that Kwai Chang Kain spent all those years in the Shao Lin Temple to stop under arm bowling?

Now you're being silly

Most of his time was spent learning how to apply make up to make him look Oriental

His cricket tuition was limited to delivering The Chinaman and feeling no pain when kicked in the googlies

Thought you'd have known that

Time to walk the earth.

LMAO!! (I am laughing too much to reply to this yet!!)

[quote]Originally posted by swingaleg
Now you're being silly

Most of his time was spent learning how to apply make up to make him look Oriental

His cricket tuition was limited to delivering The Chinaman and feeling no pain when kicked in the googlies

Thought you'd have known that



The Chinaman was called hwan hung lo

So we're obviously not referring to any of the BB producers then

OK....who has been passing around the 'funny' pills or has the heat finally got to you.

Grimfandabbidosi, you are just encouraging them



Best laugh I have ahd all weekend

This must be a contender for the strangest thread...ever

May be the result of sensory deprivation induced by watching BB4?

 

Cameron ?

Cue shrill pipe music - cut to inner sanctum of Shao Lin Temple and where the Chinese BB is coming to a close...

David Cameron-Carridine-hopper!
Look for - he cannot be seen!
Listen for - he cannot be heard!
Only when you can walk the rice paper will you be up for hefting that red hot barbeque out of the temple. Yes you KNOW the one! The blazing hot cauldren one with the embossed dragons on the side. And don't come running to me moaning you've burnt two ceremonial firebreathers onto the insides of your forearms. This isn't the W.I. you know!
Now fetch me 20 Rothmans..

That was lots of fun. Now I'll explain kiddies.
My recent exploration of the BB phenomenon has raised two main concerns. The first is for the mental well-being of the contestants post BB. However sterling their qualities it seems they will be mercilessly shredded as sport, or even worse ignored. It isn't all done by journalists for money - witness this forum!
The second concern is for the peculiar hazards the women encounter, both in and out of the house. Oliver James' article "The rise of the male" in the Observer magazine this week should be compulsory reading for all girls. Read it and believe it.
Nush has nous!

It HAS been fun Ho-Hum
I can answer the first part of your last post.
It was obvious from BB1 that an HM is going to be ripped to shreds in the papers/media etc. We saw the true extent with Nasty Nick etc.
So in subsequent BBs all contestants are fully aware of what could/will happen - they were always briefed and given the WARNING from producers psychiatrists etc from BB1 anyway.
e.g.
"So as a HM you will be lied about, reviled, embarrassed, stripped bare mentally and physically...do you still wanna go in..?"
"Ooo Yesh pleashhh", says Jade...

Doubtless the media try to outdo themselves in being despicable regarding the HMs but, you know, the job application required 12 human lab rats to be watched 24/7...
So, if you join the army, be prepared to be shot at.
Join BB, well, what did you expect? Anonymity?

well pffftttt why dincha say so in the first place!