Channel Four are doing another one of those shows where they rundown lists of Britain's Worst / favourite things.
This time it's POP SONGS.

Everyone go to this site and vote for your ten worst POP SONGS ever.
http://www.channel4.com/entertainmen...cords/vote.jsp
There are 130 to choose from, or you can nominate your own.
Choose from :

(Everything i do) i do it for you - Bryan Adams
(si si) je suis un rock star - Bill Wyman
5, 6, 7, 8 - Steps
Achy breaky heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Agadoo - Black lace
Against all odds - Mariah Carey and Westlife
All kinds of everything - Dana
Anyone can fall in love - Anita Dobson
Back home - England world cup squad
Barbie girl - Aqua
Because we want to - Billie
Believe - Cher
Bermuda triangle - Barry Manilow
Boys (summertime love) - Sabrina
C'est la vie - b*witched
Ca plane pour moi - Plastic Bertrand
Can i touch you ... There - Michael Bolton
Can we fix it ? - Bob the builder
Candle in the wind 1997 - Elton john
Cheeky song (touch my bum) - the cheeky girls
Chick , chick, chicken - Natalie Casey
Child - Mark Owen
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep - middle of the road
Cotton eye joe - the rednex
Do ya think I’m sexy? - Rod Stewart
Diamond lights - Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle
Dick-a-dum-dum (king's road) - Des O’Connor
Dirrty - Christina aguilera
Do they know its Christmas - Band aid ii
Don't it make you feel good - Stefan Dennis
Doop - doop
Earth song - Michael Jackson
Ebeneezer Goode - the Shamen
Ebony and ivory - Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder
Every loser wins - Nick Berry
Fast food song - the fast food rockers
Fog on the Tyne (revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne
For all time - Catherine Zeta Jones
Girl, you know it's true - milli vanilli
Give me your body - the Chippendales
Grandad - Clive Dunn
Hello - Lionel Ritchie
Hooray, hooray, it's a holi-holiday - Boney m
I just called to say i love you - Stevie Wonder
I lost my heart to a Starship trooper - Sarah Brightman and hot gossip
I should be so lucky - Kylie Minogue
I wanna be a hippy - technohead
I wanna sex you up - color me badd
I want to know what love is - foreigner
I will always love you - Whitney Houston
I'd do anything for love(but i won't do that) - meat loaf
I'd rather jack - the Reynolds girls
I've never been to me - Charlene
Ice, ice baby - vanilla ice
If - telly savalas
It's orrible being in love (when your 8 1/2) - Claire and friends
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini - Bombalurina feat. Timmy Mallett
Jenny from the block - Jennifer Lopez
Just say no - grange hill cast
Let's get ready to rhumble - Pj and Duncan
Living next door to Alice (who the f**k is Alice) - Smokie feat. Roy 'chubby' brown
Long haired lover from Liverpool - little jimmy osmond
Look at me - Geri halliwell
Love and tears - Naomi Campbell
Love is all around - wet wet wet
Lucky - Britney spears
Macarena - los del rio
Macarthur park - Richard Harris
Mama - who da man? - Richard Blackwood
Mmmbop - Hanson
Mona - Craig Mclachlan
Mr blobby - mr blobby
My heart will go on - celine dion
My toot toot - Denise la salle
Mysterious girl - peter Andre feat. Bubbler ranx
No limit - 2 unlimited
No way no way - vanilla
Nothing's gonna change my love for you - Glenn Medeiros
One night in Bangkok - Murray head
Orville's song - Keith Harris and Orville
Out of your mind - true steppers and Dane bowers feat. Victoria Beckham
Perfect moment - Martine Mccutcheon
Physical - Olivia Newton-john
Puppy love - Donny Osmond
Put the needle on it - Dannii Minogue
Rabbit - Chas and Dave
Rat rapping - Roland rat superstar
Remember you're a womble - the wombles
Sacred trust - one true voice
Satisfaction - Benny benassi presents the biz
Saturday night - whigfield
Save your kisses for me - brotherhood of man
Save your love - René and renato
Shaddap you face - Joe dolce music theatre
She bangs - Ricky martin
Silent night - bros
So macho - sinitta
Something outa nothing - letitia dean and Paul Medford
Spaceman - Babylon zoo
Stairway to heaven - rolf Harris
Stand by your man - Tammy Wynette
Star trekkin' - the firm
Suspicious minds - Gareth gates
Telephone man - meri Wilson
Teletubbies say eh-oh! - the teletubbies
The birdie song (birdie dance) - the tweets
The final countdown - Europe
The floral dance - terry wogan
The lady in red - Chris de burgh
The laughing gnome - David bowie
The lion sleeps tonight - tight fit
The millennium prayer - cliff Richard
The power of love - Jennifer rush
There’s no one quite like grandma - St. Winifred's school choir
Thong song - sisqo
Tie a yellow ribbon round the ole oak tree - dawn feat. Tony Orlando
Tom Jones international - tom Jones
Too much for one heart - Michael Barrymore
Touch me (i want your body) - Samantha fox
Unchained melody - Robson and Jerome
Vindaloo - fat les
Walking in the air - Aled Jones
Wannabe - spice girls
We all stand together - Paul McCartney and the frog chorus
We are the world - USA for Africa
We built this city - Starship
We will rock you - Five feat. Queen
Who let the dogs out - Baha men
Wind beneath my wings - Bette Midler
Y viva Espania - Sylvia

Sorry but if these are suppost to be the worst then C4 haven't been listening to the charts. As for choosing my worst 10 would difficult as I feel that most songs are OK .

Most of the list has a sort of Camp quality to them, you know what I mean!

Just try listing the current Top 40!

Actually nearly all of them are rather camp.....and i like some of them!

Wheres Triple 8?...........Where all the westlife songs?......Wheres Gareth Gates? Wheres S-club Junoirs?

Basically wheres the shit then?



Wow channel 4 dont really know anything about music dont they lol!........There are some real gems in there lol!

Cant believe the likes of Gareth, triple 8 etc did not get nominated.......Wow the British public are tastless lol

have another look, g g g g g g g g g g g gareths there

Gareth IS in the list (Suspicious Minds) and so are Westlife (Against All Odds)

There are some pretty good songs in that shortlist.

Worst pop song is Agadoo by black lace

WHAT!

Only one song of Gareths ........My god i think all of them should be up their

and where is the big eyebrow crew busted???

Interesting selection of songs. Some are really terrible but some are fantastically trashy which are absolutely brilliant!

So where is "Walkin' in the Sand" by the Shangri-Las?

Do you mean it didn't make the list?

You can nominate any songs which you think SHOULD'VE made the list.

Wow, what a selection. I agree with alot of you, theres some damn fine songs in there, along with some really terrible ones. However, at the end of the day, music is meant to be fun, and alot of these singles are fun! However bad you think some of them are, when you're at a club or in your car and they come on the radio you can't help but sing along to them!

Why are there no pop-new-metal band songs there? Most of them release dire crud... lol.

Mark

Im sure ive got worse in my collection!!!! EEk!!

From groups northern line to upside down to awesome, skream (spelt some weird way!) and peter andre!!!

IM SO ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!!

IS betty boo there she was pretty lame

i used to like upside down

Im glad i wasnt the only one!!!

anything by the cheeky girls gets my vote!

Does anybody remember the BBC1 Inside Story about the creation of Upside Down? I have it on tape!

I also vaguely recall Upside Down being renamed Orange Orange and that they even appeared on trendy MTV! However, Orange orange never even released a single (or if they did they didn't enter the Top 75)

That sodding 'fast food song' - 100% pure shite



Yeti

Too many rubbish songs! I haven't heard half of the songs but there are a few that I have the misfortune to have heard loads and loads of times.

Why isnt Bohemian Rhapsody on the list?

IMO it is far and away the worst song ever made. Its the one song that makes me want to smash things whenever I hear it.

Maybe because it's classed as *rock* rather than *pop*


I'm going to have to think long and hard for my 10 there are sooo many booboos to choose from

I found it surprisingly hard to choose, once I'd picked out some really obvious ones like The Fast Food Rockers (blech) and the Cheeky Girls (likewise).

Almost wish I could've picked more than 10

Well you could try voting twice. Not sure whether it would accept it (from the same PC) or not, but you could try.