Forumite 1: I don't like x because I feel her dancing is overmarked and it doesn't do anything for me. I didn't like her lack of heel leads/no hip action/gurning facial expressions (Delete as appropriate).
Forumite 2: That is so wrong, you're just jealous because she's prettier than you. Because you're a girl and she's a girl, your opinion is void because you can't have a valid opinion without being clouded by your jealousy over her good looks.

That's one of the best ones!

'I can't do it.'

'I'm not a trained dancer.'

Celebrity then banging hand against training wall in a huff and storming out.

After mediocre to disastrous dance celebrity then making phone shape with hand backstage with Tess.

'You must have been a dancer in another life.'

'Back to specsavers.'

'I tell you wot.'

'He/she has worked so HARD!'

ROLLERCOASTERS!!

I nearly killed myself laughing when I saw this

Forumites: I can't believe he/she got through! It's rigged! Someone complain to the Beebs, quick!

Len: It's like the Sermon of the Mount!

Craig: Chaarr-chaarr-chaarr

One of the judges (usually Len): You came out and (insert exclamations)!

: Oh, the memories!

"No, no, no. Dear oh dear, no."

Len, doing his masterclass with Claudia.

Speaking of Claudia...

"Crashing on!"

"Loop de loop!"

"Aw, that's so sweet!" (this year I suspect Tom will be her 'victim')

"How is costume/music important to the dance?"

and the list never ends!

another one of Claudia's:

(speaking to Gethin on ITT when she asked him if he'd go home with her)

"I KNOW this is wrong but WOULD you?" !

You missed out "we're in the hubbub" (whatever hubbub means)

"It gave me absolute body goosebumps" (where else would goosebumps be?)

The biggest one....the 'J Word'....Journey

Len - Boy to man.
Claudia - 'In a good way'.
Arlene - 'From the ballroom to the bedroom' and other sex related comments. And slobbering all over male contestants.
Pauline Quirk - The Curry Story and not saying her favourite.
Bruce - 'You're my favourite'

The Rumba is very hard for the male celebrity
Bringing the kids into it 'I'm sooo proud of Daddy' etc.
Outrage on forums of previous dance experience.
Remeber he's a sportsman!

Where would goosebumps be... maybe geese, so thought Claudia?

Brucie: You're my favourite!!

*vomits*

Celeb to pro during hard week of training "you can make this easier?" (I've even heard Alesha say that one)

Claudia and Len reprising their well-worn scripts:

Claudia on ITT: "now, this week you're doing [insert name of absolutely any one of the dances], which is famously difficult......."

Len: "Well, in the [insert name of dance] I'm looking for [insert key characteristic of said dance], and for the most part that's what I got. HOWEVER, I would have liked to see a bit more [insert some other key characteristics of said dance]......"

Just been watching the Eurovision commentary and heard Craig use "big ole' bloke" again which he used for Peter Schmicheal in series four.

And on a related note... 'I think [any one of the dances] is the most difficult dance because (delete as appropriate: there are so many steps/there are hardly any steps/it's so slow/it's so fast/it's so technical/performance is so important etc.)'

To be repeated by every pro dancer and judge for every single dance in the series!

Westlife on the results show

Corridor footage of Brendan storming off and slamming doors in his wake in his annual tantrum

Ill add to that -Brendan doing a knee slide in at least 4 dances.

Knee Slide? Brendan? I thought that was Gethin's speciality/trademark?

Len will describe the history of the tango - gauchos, hard day on the pampas, ladies of the night, docks of Buenos Aires blah blah blah

Anton's latin 'outfits'

Annual?

Surely that's an underestimate with our dear Brendan?