And block up all the air holes

Only joking all you Shammy-lovers You know, entering into the spirit of things since we all know how big a laugh Cameron gets out of jokes about suffocation

it depends on how well they know each other, and how well they could tell it was obviously a joke tho'.

for instance - over the last few weeks my g/f has been trying to book a train ticket to York. trouble is, due to one thing and another (travelling on a Sunday, engineering works, timetable changeover) each time she's been to the station she's been told that they can't yet issue the outward bound ticket.

before her last trip to the station, she said that if it wasn't for the barrier at the kiosk, she'd grab the bloke and throttle the life out of him.

should i be concerned that my g/f in fact suffers from the same repressed violent tendencies that Cameron seems to, or should I just take it she was joking? (although joking about *throttling somebody* wasn't all that funny, I didn't think.)

Iain

nothing, why?

Iain

so on the one hand he's a media hungry hoo-er, on the other he's *hardly setting the world on fire*? could it be that he's simply doing the odd gimmicky post BB thing, and thats pretty much all there is to it?

Iain

I never said he was a media hungry hoo-er, as much as I dislike cameron I don't blame him for making the most of it while he can. I just hope it dosen't last much longer LOL!

Hi Iain.
I would think that as you know your g/f you would know she expressed the "throttling" desire in a humorous manner and not with evil intent.
By watching Cameron’s behaviour as closely as we could and the nagging feeling he was being very cagey and not forthcoming regarding his true, inherent nature of barely repressed violent tendencies we conclude he is a volatile person given to outbursts of rage whereupon examples of him doing so are not out of (his true) character.
Whereas your g/f, expresses the same throwaway remarks most of us do, Cameron’s innate vehemence shone through, to many of us, as after all, that incongruous, naive stance Cameron failed to completely maintain was at complete odds with a well travelled, multi lingual high earner so he is quite at home on the mendacity front methinks.
Basically, Cameron walks and talks like a duck.

don't panic - the sunday post is easily, and probably best, avoided.

Iain

Um I'll go and put the kettle on shall I?

Having just had the terrible misfortune to read cameron's column in full I have to say he's a bit up his own arse.

Well there's plenty of room!

Oooh matron!

LOL!
Nurse!! The screens! It's Cameron!
Ahhhhh!!
Too late!!
>>SMACK<<

"One to intensive care - face on back of head retrieval..."

Isn't he just? Talk about bigging yourself up, loves himself.

i thought i warned you about the sunday post?

honestly....

Iain

Glutton for punishment me!

I expect cameron would probably smell better right now Though it would still be a tough choice

On second thoughts I'd rather stay there alone.

At least Blaine would keep me entertained with his tricks and wouldn't need that much food to keep him going... What can you do with Cameron apart from keeping the sharks entertained?

But of course he wasn't in Big brother for the fame/career, didn't read the bible to millions of viewers in the diary room and to the housemates and is therefore not a bible basher, did not drink in the house to remain sober and on bestbehaviour but is not teetotal and planned to go back to his same life/job etc asap. He hasn't changed much has he, Cam the sham is still a load of Bxllocks.

The bit I was most fond of in this article was where he said "I'm on the up and up" Oh how I laughed!

The bit I like most was the one about how much he chuckles reading our comments... It's good to know we are keeping his overinflated ego so amused.

I know what

Let's have Cameron and Blaine on the desert island and we'll stay here

Now that would be Maaagic !!

see you lot are still living in cloud cuckoo land.
Give it up Ed, you're making a fool of yourself.

Yeah I liked that bit too, he'd better be careful he dosen't fall over that ego, could cause a nasty injury.