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Old 24-09-2003, 10:24
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Source:Posted by mommamia at the P/X 2 BB Forum at jokerspdates.com

OK, here is my scenario, or part of it for tomorrow's show.

Julie: So HG’s, you have had a chance to review the tapes. Now is the time to talk about them. Anyone have any questions?

Robert: Yeah Julie, I have on for Alli. Alli, why did you call me a Fugging Cuban Fa$$ot?

Alli: Well Rob, I was just playing the game. You know I would never say anything mean about you. I love you, and that adorable little girl of yours. Oh, she is so sweet!

Robert: Oh so is that why you threatened to kill my little sweetheart? Explain that one please?

Ali: (looking in mirror at self with lips pursed, checking herself out) WHAT!!!!!!!!!! That was Jun. It was Jun!!!! I swear. It wasn’t me. I’m a beauty queen. We don’t say things like that! Jun did it. Yep, it was Jun.

Dana: I have a question for Jack.

Julie: Fire away mantroll, uh, I mean Dana…Sorry.

Dana: Oh that’s funny Julie. Ha ha, I’m Fgging cracking up over here. Why don’t you go back to your real job? Next year, I’ll host this show. I know more about it than you anyway!

Julie: Okaaaaaaayyy …..Dana…..you had a question for Jack?

Dana: oh right. Jack did you really call me a buzzard’s crotch in the DR?

Jack: Ughhh…Well Dana, I wouldn’t say I said those exact words, but did I ever tell you the story about when Kennedy was assassinated? He was….

Julie: OK Jack, we have had enough of that…Anymore questions?

Dana: Yeah Julie, I have another Fugging question for Nate? Why the hell did you save that Biatch with the Veto? What were you thinking?

Nate: Um, well I guess I’d have to say……with the wrong head. Yep, golly, that’s my answer and I’m sticking with it. But I have a question for Ali.

Julie: OK hottie, oops I mean Nate fire away. By the way Nate what are you doing after the show? Huh, oh sorry Big Brother, I forgot we’re live and no editing. Never mind Nate.(wink, wink, mouths “call me” to Nate)

Ali: JULlieeeeeeeeee. He was about to ask ME a question!!! ME not you. I am the show after all. Just ask Arnold. Gawd…Ok Nate, (purses lips and smiles sweetly) what is your question?

Nate: Why the hell did you tell the world and anyone who would listen that I am gay? I’ll show you gay after the show. Golly, you really hurt my feelings.

Ali: (waving hand in front of face to take away all those crocodile tears) Oh Nate, I just thought that sniff, sniff, you didn’t like me anymore. Now David on the other hand had a crush on me. See, I am nice, I didn’t call him gay ya know!

David: ahh Ali, I never thought you were attractive. I ah, used you to try and save my cute a$$. By the way your breath stinks so bad, I had to rinse out my mouth after kissing you. Ah….Sorry.

Ali: OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWD. GET ME OUTTA HERE! I need Donnie. Where is Donnie?

Julie: Oh shut up you sniveling beauty Queen. Here’s your damn money. Go home, get a grip, and buy yourself some class. Note to self……CBS better pay me some serious money next year to put up with this sheet!
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Old 24-09-2003, 10:32
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Lol, that is funny, KnowledgeSeeker and probably not far from the truth.

Incase yourself and the other fm's from the US decide not to visit this forum anymore this year, when BB4USA is finally finished, I would just like to say, your posts have been very enjoyable and informative, don't know what we would have done without you all, so take care, look after yourselfs and please pass these wishes onto the other helpful US fm's too.
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Old 24-09-2003, 13:49
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LMAO...if only it did play out like that. I think we'll see a lot of bsing by Ali and Jun though. God I can't stand either of those two! KS, just out of interest are the jury allowed to discuss who they voted for once their vote is cast?

And I'll second what Susann said. You guys have been really nice to have around and I appreciate the info and other viewpoints you've posted! It's been nice to watch BB4 without having to endure a battlefield on the forums like we did fo our BB4. Hopefully we'll get your BB5 next year too and see you around then too!
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Old 24-09-2003, 20:58
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Sympathy wrote: "KS, just out of interest are the jury allowed to discuss who they voted for once their vote is cast?"
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Yes. They've already voted (probably a few days ago). If I remember the procedure correctly, they remove their key (from circular box) & then disclose who they voted for on live TV finale.
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