Seeing spiders everywhere is another symptom of DT's, as is inabilator tor speil reioght.
I see them all the time on walls and on sides of buildings in Liverpool
Neer mind eh?

Seriously,
This time of year is when the house spiders are coming out and about, they are the massive ones in the sink and bath.
Put the light on before you drink your bedside water as well, one may be lurking in your glass.!!

Just so we are forewarned - is " I am getting my own flat in a few months " the new " I am gay " ???

Youre getting your own flat???? you tell us a few days ago that youve been on JSA for 3 years. How the @*&^ can you get your own flat????

Anyway.... Yes all spiders have gone. the only ones left are the last of their kind. Another couple of weeks and theyll be extinct, so when you take your family to a museum in years to come you can tell them that you remember when they were real.

I am going to start using shower gel I think.



I bleedin well hope not!!

I was out for Chinese last night with a pal and just as we were about to pay, a HUGE ( well ok - it was about the size of a 5p piece ) ran across the table cloth.

I am not afraid of them but would never want to touch one. My friend is absolutely terrified so had a hairy baby and the waitress came and scooped it up in her hand and ferried it to safety. It is one of Mother Nature's creatures and should be treated with due respect and consideration

I am on the waiting list on calico housing and i will get benifts for helping me to pay water, gas and all that lot. but i won't have to pay rent at the moment because i am on jobseekers.

Spiders live on flies, bugs and other insects that otherwise crap filth and disease all over your cutlery, kitchen utensils and all manner of other things that you place in your gobs. Please stop giving them a hard time.

If you get a baby one on you, it is good luck.
They are called 'money spiders' and if you let it go, will bring you riches.
Not worked for me yet though.

All I can say is - Don't do it, Joe - you won't be able to sell it on ebay when you realise that it has proved a bit more beyond your budget that you anticipated - for a start, the packaging charges will be, like, COLOSSAL

Is sentence this?

How did you get that job, jammy devil.

So what that boils down to is - the taxpayers will be totally funding your whole life and you will be contributing absolutely NOTHING

How can you be on a housing list when you havnt had a job for 3 years and blow all your money on dvds???
I bet you didnt put that in your outgoings for the month you tell them about. I really hope Joe Flannigan is your real name as id love to tell them about you

The OP could be sending a telegram:

Building infested Stop

Has Spiders Stop

Please send help Stop

Some lovely creepy crawlies here.

Well said. I would rather have twenty spiders than a fly in my kitchen. Long live spiders.

That has got nothing to do with them, besides they did not ask about my jobs, i just put it down on the application form that i recieve jobseekers. Also just to point out i won't be on jobseekers forever, i am going down to the jobcentre tomorrrow to see if they are any jobs i can apply for, I also ring jobseekes direct. so i am trying my best here. and they was no need to be rude.

I would rather have flies then spiders, i can stand them, its them spiders i can stand.

Flies poo on your food

Well you're just axiomatically daft then.

But that means they in turn must be fill of crap filth and disease . . . . . . and so the bug zapper rules!

Er... they don't then go and do the same things the flies do.

Do you act like a cow, pig, sheep, chicken, fish etc everytime you eat one?

Quality post!

*stands and applauds*

The excreta and ingestion goes through the same hole.
So they vomit acid shit onto your food, then suck up what ever disolves.
The rest they leave behind for joe to eat.
Crap and vomit, what a gourmet meal.

Joe im not being rude at all, ive never been rude to one of your posts despite reading a lot of them, and lets be honest, a lot of people have been towards you. I just find it amazing that you can be on the council list for homes when there are single parent families and people with a real need to get their own place and somehow you manage it!

Anyway, you dont have to go the the jobcentre to look for jobs, use the website, its easier and you can do it at anytime of the day!

Back on subject - i dont like spiders but would rather have 1 than a fly which is much more disease ridden and harder to catch/kill.