Narinda’s a pussycat. In comparison to Amma - who I find truly scary - Narinda’s just a regular chick. Bitches best in the company of one other. Verdict : Keep her in, keeps things buzzing.
Now Amma, she’s evil. The looks she lances at people, and her temper, I certainly wouldn’t want to be on her bad side of an argument with her. Verdict : Watch this woman - she’ll knife you in the back.
Talking of arguments, the minor contretemps between Amma and Stuart - yeay, roll on the one-liners. Stuart is a butcher of nice. He’s so up his own backside. His supercilious, condescension towards the other house-mates has me gnashing my teeth and hurling abuse at the TV (my life is small). Verdict : Retire this butt-hole.
Bubble’s a babe. Out for a good time, preferable with fun and a few jibes to stir things up. No worries. Verdict : Contender to win.
Brian’s a chicks best mate, he’s so camp he’s lovely. Verdict : Cut down on the bitching, you’re too sensitive.
Joss is a hunk and visually adorable. But those £2K designer trousers have got to go (put the trousers with Stuart’s belongings!). Verdict : Too early to say. But, he measured up well with the Brian row.
Dean and Elizabeth are both dark horses. They’ll either bore everyone to death with their ‘oh-so-tactful-diplomacy’ or they’re secret serial killers. Verdict : They’ll be in the last four.
Paul, at the moment he’s a complete nonentity - who are you Paul? A chameleon, show us your true colours. Verdict : Won’t last long.
Helen: she does exactly what it says on the packet ... ditzy blonde. I like her, she’s so inoffensive, like she’s not even there. Verdict : the men love her.
Did I miss anyone?
