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Old 14-10-2008, 00:36
OlracUK
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After watching Peter Kay's brilliant parody, I realised that the X Factor format needs a new gimmick. It needs an Arch Nemesis for Simon Cowell!

A Black Spiderman to Simon, a Kryptonite to Simon's Superman, a Baron Greenback to Simon's Dangermouse.

Somebody who will stand up and argue with him each week. Point out that there are more musical styles than the Billionair-making R'n'B.

Somebody who has that Marmite factor (love 'em or hate 'em) to split the viewers. Somebody who is prepared to throw his contract in Simon's face and not bleatingly say "thank you for this opportunity Simon".

This nemesis will have to have huge amounts of talent, be loved by the camera and obviously have a great voice. The ability to take the p*ss out of themselves and to point out the absurdity of the show will also be helpful.

Erm - come to think of it, wasn't there a bleached haired bloke already done this?
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Old 14-10-2008, 00:38
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Get Pete Burns! He would put Simon in his place
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Old 14-10-2008, 04:27
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How about intoducing a Phantom Flan Thrower?
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