Austin: Cocky! Smug! Showing-off (with his guns)! Doing secret (albeit youtube!) dance training! etc..

Lisa: Puffy face! Must have botox injections!

Christine: Bambie my foot! She knows exactly how good she is! Cry baby!

Cherie: Professional ballerina! Rhumba too simple to con the judges! Smug!

Tom: Smug! Smug! Smug! (what else?, oh yes!) Smug!

Rachel: Boring! One-dimensional! Has dance training!

John: What is he still doing in the competition?!?!

Heather: She looks like a mackerel! Hate her face!

This is the impressions I have from this forums so far. Mind you, we are only at the fourth week of the season!

Exciting, eh?

Add you own! (remember, this is a firmly tongue in cheek thread!)

lmao!

You missed some !!!

Andrew very very sleazey.

Mark....dances like Herman Munster

Don....cant think of anything particularly awful to say really.

Jodie.....far too tall to be in the competition

Don... Those lips (for Tango)! Disgusting, like someone shoved something up his a**!

Sorry, just to let you know, I LOVE Don's Tango!

SCD-O this has made my afternoon!!

Jan- surely Jodie is just too tall full stop! For Anything- TOO TALL!!

Why are you surprised SCD? This is not the first year for celeb bashing. I think there is usually more bashing then praising on forums , and you'll notice certain posters prefer to do bashing.
I stopped going on the BBC forum because it got so nasty.

Nasty about the celebs or nasty to each other?

You can't slate Austin - he is a sportsman!
Or Mark not only is he a sportsman, he is also tall

Well I am short so I have to bash the people that are TOO TALL FOR ANYTHING!!

I am not surprised at all. Just being ironic!

Keep those 'bashing' coming! Methinks the best way to deal with unseasonable and unreasonable bashings is to take the mickey out of them!

Its a good job Austen and Mark are not youngsters aswell or we wouldnt be able to slag them off for being sportsmen and only 17 or 20 !!!

Imagine being a sportsman and tall and <sharp intake of breath> over 55

LMAO! And of course a tall, over 55, sportsman who dance ballet in his youth- with medals to prove it!

Willie Thorne

am I evil for enjoying reading that.

Didn't she have lipsuction on her thighs to make her legs look better in skimpy outfits?

Brilliant post, SCD-Observer, thank you. Bit of sanity for all of us. (I realise I have thought quite a few of these, even if I haven't posted them!)

This is funny, but there are going to be loads of people taking you seriously and complaining about all the bashing.

Cassie I am sure you are right about that!

Also Cherie of course has had extensive surgery as no woman of 56 could possibly look like that naturally!

Oh dear, I hope not. *runs to hide*

SCD-O- come out come out wherever you are!!!

Theres not much celeb bashing going on here.

Have to say that both Jodie and Ian were incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves today on ITT- who would think someone so tall would get votes?!! You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*

Have to say that both Rachel and Vincent were incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves today on ITT- who would think someone so small would get votes?!! You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*

There you go - a version for the people who don't like the shorties too.

Well let's be comprehensive here. Another version for people who don't like mixed height couples coming up:

Have to say that I'm expecting both Andrew and Ola to be incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves tomorrow on ITT- who would think someone so small, dancing with someone so much taller would get votes?!! You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*

Well, then surely we should cover different nationalities too...

Have to say that I'm expecting both Brendan and Hayley to be incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves on Saturday - who would think a bunch of bloody Kiwis would get votes?!! Have sheep suddenly learnt how to speed dial? You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*

I loved it too, and he's one of my fave's this year, but it looked like Lilia smelt of something....well...not nice.