You know the post that said Lisa has lipsuction on her thighs....well did Austen have it pumped into his biceps ??? that cant be natural surely 
Bash the Celebs NOW!
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Originally Posted by Jan2555*GG*:
“You know the post that said Lisa has lipsuction on her thighs....well did Austen have it pumped into his biceps ??? that cant be natural surely”
“You know the post that said Lisa has lipsuction on her thighs....well did Austen have it pumped into his biceps ??? that cant be natural surely
”
Oh gosh you're right....they look like you could pop them with a needle
.(But also...they're very impressive....oh I just find it hard to be totally mean!!)
Originally Posted by Jan2555*GG*:
“You know the post that said Lisa has lipsuction on her thighs....well did Austen have it pumped into his biceps ??? that cant be natural surely”
“You know the post that said Lisa has lipsuction on her thighs....well did Austen have it pumped into his biceps ??? that cant be natural surely
”
Why stop at the biceps? What about Mark's moobs? They are perfectly symmetrical. That CANNOT be real! You know, I have heard they have silicon implants for moobs and that sort of thing. Mark MUST have some kind of enhancement done to him!
Originally Posted by claire2281:
“Well, then surely we should cover different nationalities too...
Have to say that I'm expecting both Brendan and Hayley to be incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves on Saturday - who would think a bunch of bloody Kiwis would get votes?!! Have sheep suddenly learnt how to speed dial? You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*”
“Well, then surely we should cover different nationalities too...
Have to say that I'm expecting both Brendan and Hayley to be incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves on Saturday - who would think a bunch of bloody Kiwis would get votes?!! Have sheep suddenly learnt how to speed dial? You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*”
hehehe brilliant
It's that Brian I can't stand. I mean how smug is he? and he's american and neither tall nor short so definitely not to be trusted!! and have you notice that he won't drape himself all over Heather on ITT?? I mean how dare he not want to grope her knee/thigh/hand every 5 seconds?? what's wrong with him eh??
Originally Posted by claire2281:
“Well, then surely we should cover different nationalities too...
Have to say that I'm expecting both Brendan and Hayley to be incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves on Saturday - who would think a bunch of bloody Kiwis would get votes?!! Have sheep suddenly learnt how to speed dial? You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*”
“Well, then surely we should cover different nationalities too...
Have to say that I'm expecting both Brendan and Hayley to be incredibly smug and sooooo full of themselves on Saturday - who would think a bunch of bloody Kiwis would get votes?!! Have sheep suddenly learnt how to speed dial? You would think they would be a bit humble *tuts*”
Ewe are so funny
Originally Posted by kittles:
“hehehe brilliant
It's that Brian I can't stand. I mean how smug is he? and he's american and neither tall nor short so definitely not to be trusted!! and have you notice that he won't drape himself all over Heather on ITT?? I mean how dare he not want to grope her knee/thigh/hand every 5 seconds?? what's wrong with him eh??”
“hehehe brilliant
It's that Brian I can't stand. I mean how smug is he? and he's american and neither tall nor short so definitely not to be trusted!! and have you notice that he won't drape himself all over Heather on ITT?? I mean how dare he not want to grope her knee/thigh/hand every 5 seconds?? what's wrong with him eh??”
This is my favourite thread at the moment
Following on from mention of a couple of pros I have to say that clearly Vincent is putting on that fake accent and is in fact a proper Yorkshire bloke when all is said and done.
Following on from mention of a couple of pros I have to say that clearly Vincent is putting on that fake accent and is in fact a proper Yorkshire bloke when all is said and done.
Originally Posted by FelineFantastic:
“This is my favourite thread at the moment
Following on from mention of a couple of pros I have to say that clearly Vincent is putting on that fake accent and is in fact a proper Yorkshire bloke when all is said and done.”
“This is my favourite thread at the moment
Following on from mention of a couple of pros I have to say that clearly Vincent is putting on that fake accent and is in fact a proper Yorkshire bloke when all is said and done.
”
"Racheel darling, you ar' soo preety"
*kisses hand
"Reet luv, let's put awa' th' sparkly pumps and put on tha' clogs"
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“"Racheel darling, you ar' soo preety"
*kisses hand
"Reet luv, let's put awa' th' sparkly pumps and put on tha' clogs"”
“"Racheel darling, you ar' soo preety"
*kisses hand
"Reet luv, let's put awa' th' sparkly pumps and put on tha' clogs"”
I bet he has his flat cap and wippets in the car you know!!
He had to do the fake accent cos real men don't dance remember and being on the short side- well- it was an early Billy Elliott incident waiting to happen!
Could you believe what you were seeing when Brian rushed up to kiss Arlene's hand?...talk about being bang out of order...and then what about him telling his mother he loves her on national TV?...just how much more sick making can the guy get.
***hopes she is doing this right***
***hopes she is doing this right***
Loved the brevity of SCD-O's comments and so will try and conform, even if it means bashing those I like....
Andrew: IKea wardrobe!
Mark: IKEA bookshelves on wheels!
John - IKEA sofa!
Rachel: IKEA shop assistant- not a clue!
Don: IKEA flat pack- how does it stay up?!
Jessie: didn't read the IKEA instructions!
Austin: stuffs biceps with IKEA meatballs!
Andrew: IKea wardrobe!
Mark: IKEA bookshelves on wheels!
John - IKEA sofa!
Rachel: IKEA shop assistant- not a clue!
Don: IKEA flat pack- how does it stay up?!
Jessie: didn't read the IKEA instructions!
Austin: stuffs biceps with IKEA meatballs!
Originally Posted by kittles:
“hehehe brilliant
It's that Brian I can't stand. I mean how smug is he? and he's american and neither tall nor short so definitely not to be trusted!! and have you notice that he won't drape himself all over Heather on ITT?? I mean how dare he not want to grope her knee/thigh/hand every 5 seconds?? what's wrong with him eh??”
“hehehe brilliant
It's that Brian I can't stand. I mean how smug is he? and he's american and neither tall nor short so definitely not to be trusted!! and have you notice that he won't drape himself all over Heather on ITT?? I mean how dare he not want to grope her knee/thigh/hand every 5 seconds?? what's wrong with him eh??”
And, even more outrageously, LOVES HIS MUM AND DOESN'T CARE WHO KNOWS
*shakes fist*
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“And, even more outrageously, LOVES HIS MUM AND DOESN'T CARE WHO KNOWS *shakes fist*”
“And, even more outrageously, LOVES HIS MUM AND DOESN'T CARE WHO KNOWS
*shakes fist*”
pah!! you believe that rubbish about loving his mum?? it's just a cynical ploy to get votes. It's probably not even his mum but a hired in actress
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Loved the brevity of SCD-O's comments and so will try and conform, even if it means bashing those I like....
Andrew: IKea wardrobe!
Mark: IKEA bookshelves on wheels!
John - IKEA sofa!
Rachel: IKEA shop assistant- not a clue!
Don: IKEA flat pack- how does it stay up?!
Jessie: didn't read the IKEA instructions!
Austin: stuffs biceps with IKEA meatballs!”
“Loved the brevity of SCD-O's comments and so will try and conform, even if it means bashing those I like....
Andrew: IKea wardrobe!
Mark: IKEA bookshelves on wheels!
John - IKEA sofa!
Rachel: IKEA shop assistant- not a clue!
Don: IKEA flat pack- how does it stay up?!
Jessie: didn't read the IKEA instructions!
Austin: stuffs biceps with IKEA meatballs!”
I think John should be the IKEA beanbag!
Originally Posted by kittles:
“pah!! you believe that rubbish about loving his mum?? it's just a cynical ploy to get votes. It's probably not even his mum but a hired in actress”
“pah!! you believe that rubbish about loving his mum?? it's just a cynical ploy to get votes. It's probably not even his mum but a hired in actress”
I've heard Brian's Mum is really Shirley MacLaine's love child
It's so early now in the competition and we already have the celebs pulling in their loved ones to 'boost' their profile!
* Heather with his 70s-disco-hair son looking absolutely bewildered in the show
* Austin dad wondering what he was doing dancing with Erin in the training
*Andrew's daughter hoping/willing the ground will swallow her up when she was interviewed to say how well she thought her dad did in the show.
What would be next? Like last year? Pet dog? Goldfish? Tapir? Monkey with the clanging cymbal? (oh forgot, the last one's Bruno!)
The cheek of it!
* Heather with his 70s-disco-hair son looking absolutely bewildered in the show
* Austin dad wondering what he was doing dancing with Erin in the training
*Andrew's daughter hoping/willing the ground will swallow her up when she was interviewed to say how well she thought her dad did in the show.
What would be next? Like last year? Pet dog? Goldfish? Tapir? Monkey with the clanging cymbal? (oh forgot, the last one's Bruno!)
The cheek of it!
Also Cherie of course has had extensive surgery as no woman of 56 could possibly look like that naturally!
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I am 55, seriously menopausal and I SO WANT TO BE Cheri Lunghi!
I have put on 2 stone (used to be 8 stone and quite toned - was a dance teacher) can't sleep for night sweats, have cellulite from ear lobes to toe nails and would give my left kidney to learn to dance with James Jordan.
She makes me feel so SICK
[/quote]I am 55, seriously menopausal and I SO WANT TO BE Cheri Lunghi!
I have put on 2 stone (used to be 8 stone and quite toned - was a dance teacher) can't sleep for night sweats, have cellulite from ear lobes to toe nails and would give my left kidney to learn to dance with James Jordan.
She makes me feel so SICK
Originally Posted by geordiegump:
“Also Cherie of course has had extensive surgery as no woman of 56 could possibly look like that naturally!”
“Also Cherie of course has had extensive surgery as no woman of 56 could possibly look like that naturally!
”
I am 55, seriously menopausal and I SO WANT TO BE Cheri Lunghi!
I have put on 2 stone (used to be 8 stone and quite toned - was a dance teacher) can't sleep for night sweats, have cellulite from ear lobes to toe nails and would give my left kidney to learn to dance with James Jordan.
She makes me feel so SICK
[/quote]Don't worry about it - the judges are only giving her high marks BECAUSE SHE'S SO OLD!!
PS Been through all that stuff - it gets better!
How dare Andrew said Austin is going to leave this Saturday?!
Who is he speaking like that? The cheek of it!
*btw, I know Andrew meant it as a joke but I hope it's not going to be a jinx*
Who is he speaking like that? The cheek of it!
*btw, I know Andrew meant it as a joke but I hope it's not going to be a jinx*
Great thread! Most of the points are so true. Can i also bash Arleene please?
Only on here on course (not literally ) Her voice is so shrill and i'm sick of her ridiculous similies!!!!
What is Mark doing prancing around like a wound-up monkey-toy? Who 'destroyed' him??!!
Austin is being a wuss, isn't he? Complaining about his knee injuries, must be some cheap trick to get votes!
Speaking of a wuss, even Don is getting into this injury bangwagon! For crying shame, the scan said nothing wrong! You are just being a total sissy!
For crying out loud!
Austin is being a wuss, isn't he? Complaining about his knee injuries, must be some cheap trick to get votes!
Speaking of a wuss, even Don is getting into this injury bangwagon! For crying shame, the scan said nothing wrong! You are just being a total sissy!
For crying out loud!
SCD observer....Can I bash the pros too?
*realises that I might get flamed for this, so puts on running shoes...
In no particular order...
James Jordan: needs hair plugs!!
Brian Fortuna: dancing android!!
Ian Waite: looks like horse to make Jodie feel at home!!
Matthew Cutler: B-L-A -double N- D!!
Anton du Beke: Nepotism - clearly Brucie's Love child!!
Darren Bennett: cheese on toast!!
Vincent Simone:Sleazy and a bit too sweaty!!
Brendan Cole: Go and sit on the naughty step, you irritating toddler!!
... and get yourself some eyebrows while you're at it!!
*I'm out of here...
*realises that I might get flamed for this, so puts on running shoes...
In no particular order...
James Jordan: needs hair plugs!!
Brian Fortuna: dancing android!!
Ian Waite: looks like horse to make Jodie feel at home!!
Matthew Cutler: B-L-A -double N- D!!
Anton du Beke: Nepotism - clearly Brucie's Love child!!
Darren Bennett: cheese on toast!!
Vincent Simone:Sleazy and a bit too sweaty!!
Brendan Cole: Go and sit on the naughty step, you irritating toddler!!
... and get yourself some eyebrows while you're at it!!
*I'm out of here...
Originally Posted by SCD-Observer:
“Austin: Cocky! Smug! Showing-off (with his guns)! Doing secret (albeit youtube!) dance training! etc..
Lisa: Puffy face! Must have botox injections!
Christine: Bambie my foot! She knows exactly how good she is! Cry baby!
Cherie: Professional ballerina! Rhumba too simple to con the judges! Smug!
Tom: Smug! Smug! Smug! (what else?, oh yes!) Smug!
Rachel: Boring! One-dimensional! Has dance training!
John: What is he still doing in the competition?!?!
Heather: She looks like a mackerel! Hate her face!
This is the impressions I have from this forums so far. Mind you, we are only at the fourth week of the season!
Exciting, eh?
Add you own! (remember, this is a firmly tongue in cheek thread!)”
“Austin: Cocky! Smug! Showing-off (with his guns)! Doing secret (albeit youtube!) dance training! etc..
Lisa: Puffy face! Must have botox injections!
Christine: Bambie my foot! She knows exactly how good she is! Cry baby!
Cherie: Professional ballerina! Rhumba too simple to con the judges! Smug!
Tom: Smug! Smug! Smug! (what else?, oh yes!) Smug!
Rachel: Boring! One-dimensional! Has dance training!
John: What is he still doing in the competition?!?!
Heather: She looks like a mackerel! Hate her face!
This is the impressions I have from this forums so far. Mind you, we are only at the fourth week of the season!
Exciting, eh?
Add you own! (remember, this is a firmly tongue in cheek thread!)”
I spat some coffee out when I read that!
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