I missed your post!

Of course, you can. The more bash the merrier! Remember, it's a party (pun intended!)!

Well that John is a right wuss eh?? Will the real men please stand up for counting!!

Yeah!

Where are you, Austin? Mark? Standing there like some nancy-boys while the beanbag John avails himself for the Friday Dance Demo?

Where're your real GUNS? eh?

Okay, off to bed now. See you guys on Monday!

Will that old and decrepit Cherie please just bring her zimmer frame on with her next time if she can't go any faster? Honestly- does she think we have all the time in the world?!

Mark- get some muscles mate if you are going to flash your chest- embarassing showing off such little definintion!

Almost forgotten about this thread!

Cherie! How dare you dance according to your age! Why? Too chicken to try breakdancing? Eh?

Austin wearing those sleevless, chest-bearing, peek-a-boo-tops! He's just asking for it! What a camera whore!

What is Tom doing with that hairstyle for American Smooth? Did someone switch the hair-cream with glue or something?

I just can't believe that Tom cynically choose to get married in the middle of SCD - what a cynical ploy to get votes. He'll be trying for a SCD baby next - shocking!!!

Lovin that hilarious Tshirt Mark had on this week - fake moobs under a string vest hehe - fancy one for the OH anyone know the stockist?

someone else said it was a bit Right Said Fred...

This week's outfits....

Mark: We know they're there, we don't need to see them, thank you!!

Cherie: Cowboy Western Bordello Madam!!

Ola: Careful with those love, you'll have someone's eye out!!

Erin: Well done for dancing with your arm in a sling!!

Heather: were you wearing that for a bet?

Kristina: must have taken a lot of tit tape to keep those bad boys from popping out!!

Cherie
You WILL be bad in your future dance! Yes, you WILL be! Just wait! Why? Because you are rubbish! Yeah, that's right, we don't care how well you dance, you are just... RUBBISH!

Jodie
I didn't know a giraffe can dance?!

Mark with that see-through shirt: Please, we know you are gay as a picnic basket (actually I don't until I read this forum!), but stop shoving your gayness into our face with that totally heinous fish-net shirt!

Rachel: She will cure all insomniacs seeing she could execute all the sexy moves in a Samba and still put straight men to sleep!

(Well, the VT on Sunday night seemed to suggest otherwise, many people, esp. young men, seemed to like Rachel)

Did you see that crushed mosquito on Mark's moob? Wait, that was a tattoo? Ooooooohhhhhh!

Jodie is not a giraffe shes a bambi remember- on ice!!

I think that Austin is just pretending to be injured as he was dancing fairly okay with Marian tonight- fix fix fix!

What no celeb bashing tonight peeps

Okay, I'll give it a go.

Matthew Cutler can never be happy!!! How can he, when he has Christine, the fakest of all fakes in SCD history? Look even in his laughter, he looked miserable, sad and defeated!



What?! Jodie is getting more popular?! Some even say she's improving? How can this even be possible? She's tall AND humble AND hardworking at the same time? What has the world come to?

Wake up and smell the daises, people! Nobody this tall can be humble and hardworking at the same time!

Has anyone mentioned that Jodie is TALL! YES, TALL!!!

And Cherie and John-they're both over 50! YES, OVER 50!!!

How very dare they.

An insider at the studio tells me they have to mop up the floor after Andrew dances, owing to the trail of slime he leaves everywhere he goes.

This made me spurt my oj all over my desk!

I have to concur- no- one either that tall or that short (Rachel and Vincent) can be humble-- the truth will out eventually!

Seriously it's Week 5 now, ladies and gentlemen!

How long must we ENDURE watching that old ancient witch of a woman Cherie dancing???

Can the GBP be SO gullible to think she's not a professional dancer, who actually *taught* folk-dance 25 years ago to her present pro-partner James (yes! James!) when's he's just been weaned from his mother?!

Travesty!

Can;t you just see James maypole dancing at school!!

I have to add that all this transparent nonsense about anyone who has been to drama school having had training will not wash- its clearly only Cherie that has any advantage- don't you true to pull the wool over our eyes BBC!

Is this the big, mean, nasty BBC who are trying to trick us poor innocent folk into thinking Sunday night is live? Scum! They won't fool me though. Oh no, I'm much smarter than them - please now read the list of tiny details that I have noticed which mean it can't possibly be live...

Why did the guys on Saturday look like they'd stepped out of Just William - were they going for cake and lashings of ginger beer afterwards. Tom and James

Will Tom'Smug'Chambers manage to eat himself during his next dance?

Also doesn't Austin Healey look like a dark haired version of Stretch Armstrong