Originally Posted by Idiotgirle:
“I have decided that slubberdegullion is now my favourite word.”
“I have decided that slubberdegullion is now my favourite word.”
And I've decided that Idiotgirle is my favourite username. Hello Idiotgirle.
Originally Posted by Fudd:
“We've been called thick, we've been called tasteless and now we vote the same way as Hammy. Can life get any better?
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“We've been called thick, we've been called tasteless and now we vote the same way as Hammy. Can life get any better?
”
It would have done if you'd voted for Ali - but I salute your wit and good humour - if not your IQ

Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“Aw John I can taste your bitterness from here LOL!
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“Aw John I can taste your bitterness from here LOL!
”
Damn, did my mask of impartiality slip? I was hoping no one would notice.
Originally Posted by Lancslass:
“A tad disappointed if I`m honest JfW
I`ve followed your musings from the beginning, a great read each series. I`ve always found them to be incredibly funny, incisive, and fundamentally fair.
Although I agree that Ali should have beaten Chris to the final place I thought that your remarks about Ricky were unnecessary unkind in this week`s musing.
His ability surely deserves some merit, and its not his fault that Ali is out.”
“A tad disappointed if I`m honest JfW
I`ve followed your musings from the beginning, a great read each series. I`ve always found them to be incredibly funny, incisive, and fundamentally fair.
Although I agree that Ali should have beaten Chris to the final place I thought that your remarks about Ricky were unnecessary unkind in this week`s musing.
His ability surely deserves some merit, and its not his fault that Ali is out.”
I described his first dance as a 'killer waltz' and his AT as 'brilliant' and I agreed with both of his high scores. I may have exaggerated some of his flaws but only for comic effect and I would never suggest that he doesn't deserve to be in the final (clearly, he does), nor that either he or Chris are to blame for Ali not making it. It's nobody's 'fault', it's just way the cookie crumbles.
Originally Posted by Dancing cake:
“
Glad the little chap is feeling better. Instead of swapping him for a gerbil, try swapping him for Chris next week - the public might not notice and the thrill of being so close to Ola wolud make him a very happy hamster ....
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Glad the little chap is feeling better. Instead of swapping him for a gerbil, try swapping him for Chris next week - the public might not notice and the thrill of being so close to Ola wolud make him a very happy hamster ....
”
...and a very sticky one, too. And then I'd have to sit next to Chris on the sofa and I think Mrs JfW fancies him more than she fancies me. Nope, that's never gonna work DC, you just haven't thought it through.
Originally Posted by Iphigenia:
“I
Defend the gimp.
Would rather the blonde marshmallow had gone through
but
loved the slubberdegullion diatribe.”
“I
Defend the gimp.
Would rather the blonde marshmallow had gone through
but
loved the slubberdegullion diatribe.”
I
Applaud your spirit.
Agree about the blonde marshmallow.
Have had to apologise several times about the slubberdegullion diatribe.
Originally Posted by Dancing Girl:
“...I am with Hammy, I am afraid. Perhaps it is because I am only just over five foot I can relate to Chris.
...unfortunatly Ali is rather dull and has no personallity
...The latin dances were cringemaking between her and Brian.
Dare I say it..........Chris to win next week. Sorry, John, I guess I am just one of the great unwashed!!”
“...I am with Hammy, I am afraid. Perhaps it is because I am only just over five foot I can relate to Chris.
...unfortunatly Ali is rather dull and has no personallity
...The latin dances were cringemaking between her and Brian.
Dare I say it..........Chris to win next week. Sorry, John, I guess I am just one of the great unwashed!!”
Oh, Dancing Girl, where do I start?
You can't vote for Chris because of his size! I've spent all week explaining to Hammy that scale is not a good enough reason to pick up the phone and you've just undermined my whole argument - I'll never persuade him now - he's got that 'See? I told you so!' look on his face.
Ali, dull? No personality? She's got blonde hair, a pretty face, nice boobs, gorgeous legs and she looked deadly in a short, sparkly frock. If that's not personality I don't know what is.
As for cringemaking latin - I refer you to my above comment.
Chris to win? You could be right.
Originally Posted by tawny:
“Didn't like the last paragragh at all - too personal & unnecessary & not funny.”
“Didn't like the last paragragh at all - too personal & unnecessary & not funny.”
Sorry tawny, but they are the rantings of someone (a fictional character, based loosely on myself) who takes the programme a little too seriously. The idea is that you laugh at 'me' for my idiotic over-reaction rather than at the Chris supporters for not seeing the error of their ways. It's not their fault; they are hapless, misguided souls. We should pity them and offer them biscuits.







I've been blaming my brother's unhygienic cooking methods