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Old 24-10-2008, 11:20
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Self explanatory really - foods that should just not be allowed to exist, mainly due to their utter crapness/lack of nutritional value/pointlessness/vileness

Pop tarts
Frozen omlettes
White sliced bread, the kind that goes like putty when you squeeze it
Cup-a-soups
Breakfast in a tin (i.e. beans, sausages and chips all in one tin)
Chicken tikka lasagne ( as advertised by Kerry Katona ) - it just isn't right
Cheapo plastic cheese

I am sure I will think of more !
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Old 24-10-2008, 11:39
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What a delicious idea!!

Cauliflower
Brussel Sprouts
Pot Noodle
Tofu (I mean - why bother??)
Artichokes

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Old 24-10-2008, 11:41
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NOOOOOO - Brussel Sprouts are delicious .
Tofu though . Did anyone else watch the episode of CDWM in which the vegan served an avocado garnished with tofu ?????
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Old 24-10-2008, 11:47
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Mmmm, I love Pop Tarts. And cheap plastic cheese, it goes so well on burgers.
Totally agree with Pot Noodles though, make me vomit.
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Old 24-10-2008, 11:53
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Muller light rice yuk,the very food of the devil, besides custard.
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Old 24-10-2008, 11:55
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Ha ha ha, OH has just returnd from co-op where they had 3 for price of one on Muller light rice... we love the stuff. And custard - I adore that too .
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Old 24-10-2008, 11:56
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Faggots
Lamb flavoured crisps
Rubarb
Gooseberries (sp)
Caviar
Veal



That'll do for now
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Old 24-10-2008, 12:05
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Tinned peaches
Tinned meatballs
Tinned burgers (Goblin).
Tinned carrots
Tinned mixed veg
Blue cheese
Cup-a-soup
Pot noodles
Bacon rind
Squirty cream
Margarine
Pies and sausage rolls wrapped in plastic that you get in garages. Also scotch eggs.
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Old 24-10-2008, 12:06
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Ha ha ha, OH has just returnd from co-op where they had 3 for price of one on Muller light rice... we love the stuff. And custard - I adore that too .
Are you MAD!!!
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Old 24-10-2008, 12:12
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Tofu is revolting. I remember it when it was the craze and it was so bland. Mind you I have read that there are better ways to cook it these days with more potent ingredients such a curried ones.

Pot Noodle. The idea is very offensive. It surely would be just as quick to make your own?

Coriander. What a vile herb! It stinks like carrots marinated in orange juice. It also gives me the burps!
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Old 24-10-2008, 12:18
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Olives
Offal
Roast Dinners (a favourite of many Brits but they just bore me)
McDonalds
Instant Coffee
Any kind of meat in a tin.
Any kind of pasta in a tin.
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Old 24-10-2008, 12:49
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Salt & Vinegar flavor crisps
Marmite
Sprouts
Mushy Peas
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Old 24-10-2008, 12:49
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NOOOOOO - Brussel Sprouts are delicious .Tofu though . Did anyone else watch the episode of CDWM in which the vegan served an avocado garnished with tofu ?????
No they are not. They are disgusting, Naff, and gross. This food item should be FIRST thing in this Foody Room 101!!
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:01
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Great thread

Aubergine (texture like slime)
Tinned chopped ham
Goblin tinned hamburgers
Seafood salad (the one with tentacles)
Liver
Liver
and oh yes, liver truly the food of the dark lord.
Pernod
Marzipan
liquorice (although love Fruity Allsorts are they red liquorice?)
Cinnamon Jelly Bellys
and of course coffee Revels.
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:16
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I'm going to have to add mayonnaise to my list. Rank.
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:19
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I'm going to have to add mayonnaise to my list. Rank.
Oh I am with you on that. next worse to custard and muller light rice
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:28
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No they are not. They are disgusting, Naff, and gross. This food item should be FIRST thing in this Foody Room 101!!
Seconded, sprouts are vile.

Beetroot
Mustard
Gherkins
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:29
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I'm going to have to add mayonnaise to my list. Rank.
For someone who is clearly such as Foodie as yourself, i am really surprised. Some Mayonnaise..... yes..... but fresh homemade stuff when you know exactly what's gone in it is wonderful.
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:32
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Seconded, sprouts are vile.

Beetroot
Mustard
Gherkins
Oh yes.... forgot about these three ... every one of them from the larder of the Devil Incarnate.
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:44
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Cinnamon Jelly Bellys
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With you on these. They are always the last ones left in the packet, and I always end up eating them. I hate wasting food.
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Old 24-10-2008, 13:55
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Mini Cheddars - for the disgusting smell!
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Old 24-10-2008, 14:14
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Offal - I really can't eat vital organs.

Dried fruit - we don't live in Victorian times and we can have it fresh so why destroy perfectly good fruit by drying it?


Everything else, I'll trough!
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Old 24-10-2008, 14:22
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Mini Cheddars - for the disgusting smell!
Sorry, they're a bit of a vice of mine..
Just thought of another one, Frazzles, like eating pure grease!
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Old 24-10-2008, 14:24
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Oh yes......

Tripe


Bluuurrrghhhh!!!!
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Old 24-10-2008, 14:25
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Offal
avocado
dairylea cheese
microwave burgers
pringle select
olives
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