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The judges - time for retaliation!
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Selena
29-10-2008
Great idea
BuddyBontheNet
29-10-2008
My 1st attempt at Arlene can only get better LOL!
Ignazio
29-10-2008
^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.
BuddyBontheNet
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.”

I think we might have to ditch the speedo swimsuit as only slim people get snapped in them LOL!
tvaddict37
29-10-2008
this is a very funny thread, well done all (except those taking it a bit too seriously.

It would be funny seeing the judges do something different - maybe for Children in Need???
BuddyBontheNet
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.”

Is this the kind of thing you had in mind
jessca
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.”

But you know, I think Arlene is in great shape for her age - perhaps not so much lumps/bumps, more natural effect of gravity

I do love the idea of getting the judges to even attempt to doggy paddle their way down a pool - Eric the Eel anyone?
BuddyBontheNet
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by jessca:
“But you know, I think Arlene is in great shape for her age - perhaps not so much lumps/bumps, more natural effect of gravity

I do love the idea of getting the judges to even attempt to doggy paddle their way down a pool - Eric the Eel anyone?”

She is indeed but it just for a bit of fun!
Strictly Autumn
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“Is this the kind of thing you had in mind ”

Perfect . The resemblance is uncanny .
BuddyBontheNet
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by Strictly Autumn:
“Perfect . The resemblance is uncanny .”

You are such a big meany LOL!
jessca
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“She is indeed but it just for a bit of fun! ”

We cross-posted - I have to say your artistic effort is brilliant and much more how I imagine Lady Shrill of Shriek
Strictly Autumn
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“You are such a big meany LOL! ”

Well, you are so childish blaming Cherie for anything and everything !
CASPER1066
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“thank you my friend.”

Nice to see someone with a sense of humor....
CASPER1066
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“Needs more graphic talent than I possess.

Wanted - a graphic artist who can illustrate what the infamous four might look like clad in figure clinging speedos - just a thought, might Craig, Len and Bruno require any padding?

As for the false starts - oh yes!

To Craig - "Anticipating the gun may come naturally to you, but remember this is a swimming contest."”

I nearly brought up my dinner.....
CASPER1066
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by luckyforest:
“What about a fishnet swimsuit for Arlene, since she's so excited about Mark's fishnet shirt.”

Somethings are just best left to the imagination......or not as the case maybe...
CASPER1066
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“My 1st attempt at Arlene can only get better LOL! ”

You need your eyes tested.........

inches in cleavage is right but the height of the boobs isnt.
CASPER1066
29-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“Is this the kind of thing you had in mind ”

Oh ...........

no wrinkles on her face tho......
Ignazio
30-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“Is this the kind of thing you had in mind ”

Buddy you are a genius.

Red wine all over my keyboard.

Now how about the men - remember swimmers accept early morning training as the norm - diving into the pool at 6 a.m. come summer or winter is just the customary start of their day. However even the best of them sometimes shiver before diving in - our judgemental judges would have goosebumps on the goosebumps.

btw they must wear swimming hats - they are very unflattering - only the godlike Mark Foster can really get away with that!
Ignazio
30-10-2008
Originally Posted by tvaddict37:
“this is a very funny thread, well done all (except those taking it a bit too seriously.

It would be funny seeing the judges do something different - maybe for Children in Need???”

oooh yes - if it's for a good cause they can hardly refuse.

One or two provisos - Mark must be responsible for their training - and the spectacle must be open to the public.

Oh I slaver at the very thought.
winnielong
30-10-2008
I love this thread thankyou
best laugh I have had in ages,
I would paid good money to see it

winne
BuddyBontheNet
30-10-2008
You wanted swimcaps ...

Oh dear surely someone is better at this than me
Ignazio
30-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“You wanted swimcaps ...

Oh dear surely someone is better at this than me ”

Buddy - fantastic. I howled with laughter.


Another swimming exercise - haul oneself out of the pool (no using the steps)!

Cue for joke:

How do you stop a man or Arlene from drowning?
Put your foot on his/her head - preferably Mark's size 12's.
kalouk
30-10-2008
This thread is brilliant! Ignazio what I wouldn't give to actually see this. It would be the ultimate revenge!!
BuddyBontheNet
30-10-2008
Do you think I should remove the photos in case someone gets offended?
Ignazio
30-10-2008
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“Do you think I should remove the photos in case someone gets offended? ”

Nooooo - I was going to suggest we put them on the BBC forum.

Maybe not.
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