Great idea
The judges - time for retaliation!
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Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.
”
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.
”
I think we might have to ditch the speedo swimsuit as only slim people get snapped in them LOL!
this is a very funny thread, well done all (except those taking it a bit too seriously.
It would be funny seeing the judges do something different - maybe for Children in Need???
It would be funny seeing the judges do something different - maybe for Children in Need???
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.”
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.
”
Is this the kind of thing you had in mind
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.”
“^^^
Well done buddy - but we need more lumps and bumps.
”
But you know, I think Arlene is in great shape for her age - perhaps not so much lumps/bumps, more natural effect of gravity
I do love the idea of getting the judges to even attempt to doggy paddle their way down a pool - Eric the Eel anyone?
Originally Posted by jessca:
“But you know, I think Arlene is in great shape for her age - perhaps not so much lumps/bumps, more natural effect of gravity
I do love the idea of getting the judges to even attempt to doggy paddle their way down a pool - Eric the Eel anyone?”
“But you know, I think Arlene is in great shape for her age - perhaps not so much lumps/bumps, more natural effect of gravity
I do love the idea of getting the judges to even attempt to doggy paddle their way down a pool - Eric the Eel anyone?
”
She is indeed but it just for a bit of fun!
Originally Posted by Strictly Autumn:
“Perfect. The resemblance is uncanny .”
“Perfect
. The resemblance is uncanny .”
You are such a big meany LOL!
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“She is indeed but it just for a bit of fun!”
“She is indeed but it just for a bit of fun!
”
We cross-posted - I have to say your artistic effort is brilliant and much more how I imagine Lady Shrill of Shriek
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“You are such a big meany LOL!”
“You are such a big meany LOL!
”
Well, you are so childish blaming Cherie for anything and everything
!
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“Needs more graphic talent than I possess.
Wanted - a graphic artist who can illustrate what the infamous four might look like clad in figure clinging speedos - just a thought, might Craig, Len and Bruno require any padding?
As for the false starts - oh yes!
To Craig - "Anticipating the gun may come naturally to you, but remember this is a swimming contest."”
“Needs more graphic talent than I possess.
Wanted - a graphic artist who can illustrate what the infamous four might look like clad in figure clinging speedos - just a thought, might Craig, Len and Bruno require any padding?
As for the false starts - oh yes!
To Craig - "Anticipating the gun may come naturally to you, but remember this is a swimming contest."”
I nearly brought up my dinner.....
Originally Posted by luckyforest:
“What about a fishnet swimsuit for Arlene, since she's so excited about Mark's fishnet shirt.”
“What about a fishnet swimsuit for Arlene, since she's so excited about Mark's fishnet shirt.”
Somethings are just best left to the imagination......or not as the case maybe...
Buddy you are a genius.
Red wine all over my keyboard.
Now how about the men - remember swimmers accept early morning training as the norm - diving into the pool at 6 a.m. come summer or winter is just the customary start of their day. However even the best of them sometimes shiver before diving in - our judgemental judges would have goosebumps on the goosebumps.
btw they must wear swimming hats - they are very unflattering - only the godlike Mark Foster can really get away with that!
Originally Posted by tvaddict37:
“this is a very funny thread, well done all (except those taking it a bit too seriously.
It would be funny seeing the judges do something different - maybe for Children in Need???”
“this is a very funny thread, well done all (except those taking it a bit too seriously.
It would be funny seeing the judges do something different - maybe for Children in Need???”
oooh yes - if it's for a good cause they can hardly refuse.
One or two provisos - Mark must be responsible for their training - and the spectacle must be open to the public.
Oh I slaver at the very thought.
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“You wanted swimcaps ...
Oh dear surely someone is better at this than me”
“You wanted swimcaps ...
Oh dear surely someone is better at this than me
”
Buddy - fantastic. I howled with laughter.
Another swimming exercise - haul oneself out of the pool (no using the steps)!
Cue for joke:
How do you stop a man or Arlene from drowning?
Put your foot on his/her head - preferably Mark's size 12's.
This thread is brilliant! Ignazio what I wouldn't give to actually see this. It would be the ultimate revenge!!
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“Do you think I should remove the photos in case someone gets offended?”
“Do you think I should remove the photos in case someone gets offended?
”
Nooooo - I was going to suggest we put them on the BBC forum.
Maybe not.
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