Originally Posted by penguin301:
“Here's my random selection (that I can remember at the moment):
Nice
Michael Hutchence (off his t!ts, but lovely)
Kurt Cobain (quiet, sweet)
Cat Deely (very funny, she was a bit tipsy and a real giggle)
Ray Winston (flirty and charming)
Adam Faith (ditto)
Liam + Noel Gallagher
Damon Albarn
Alex James
John Thomson
Steve Pemberton
Thom Yorke + Phil, Radiohead
Bez, Happy Mondays
Roy Barraclough
Steve Wright
Bill Beaumont
Tom O Connor
David Essex
Donald Sinden (lovely, charming, bought drinks for everyone)
Gillian Taylforth
Clare Short
Bobby Whitlock, Derek + The Dominoes (eccentric!)
Dean Gaffney (sat next to him on a plane - was surprised at how pleasant he was)
Peter Stringfellow (ditto)
Lorraine Chase
Not So Nice
Bob Geldof (worked on a couple of projects with him. Would not like to do so again.)
Derek Draper”
Words cannot describe how jealous I am that you've met Kurt Cobain. He's the one person (followed by Heath Ledger) I hate not having the chance to meet.
Geldof doesn't surprise me. The daughters are just as bad if my friend's recent meeting with Pixie if anything to go by, PG called my friend a "skanky tramp" because my friend was wearing her boyfriend's large and fraying hoodie (it's worth knowing said friend had recently come out of hospital, and her bf treated her to a weekend away in London, my friend still feeling weak emotionally always found a source of comfort and strength in wearing her bf's hoody). PG just stormed past her, snickering and giggling as she walked back down the street. My friend came home in an even worse state, gave me even more reason to dislike the Geldof's.

Originally Posted by Phoenix Lazarus:
“A friend of my Dad's aunt was landlady of a pub. One day, in walked a middle aged man.
"Aren't you going to serve me then!? Don't you know who I am!?" snaps said man, when the landlady, being otherwise engaged, did not immediately drop all and run to pander to him.
"Oh, I know who you are alright, and you can get out! Go on!" came back the landlady. Off skulked the self important man, considerably deflated.
The identity of the man in question? Former Tory minister Kenneth Clarke! What a plum! Served him totally wholly right!
I found it hard to believe that anyone could be such a dork as to actually use the DUKWIA line in real life, until I had this story recounted to me!”
Not entirely sure why but I did picture Barbara Windsor when I read that bit