To Len: Where are your 1-5 paddles?

On a Friday to the panel- something other than 'just how important is the music?' or 'I love it don't you?"

None of the questions from AskLen !

I agree. Where on earth are his 1/2/3/4/5 paddles?

Anything other than the bog standard:

"How excited are you about Saturday?" (to judges)

"How terrified are you about Saturday?" (to celebrities)

"How difficult is the...?" (to pros)

:yawn:

if you could take back one of your many 10s to a dance which one would it be?

Also why is it your more critical of female celebs doing balroom to males?

To Austin: How do you really truthfully feel when Tess goes on about your "guns"

"So the Cha Cha ... pretty simple dance, why were you so rubbish at it? ..."

To Len- why does he overmark Rachel and Cherie when their performances this weekend weren't brilliant

And why start whinging about using a cape in a Paso Doble- when it is part of the dance

1. Claudia to ask when is she getting Tess's job

2. Ask the pro dancer's who do they think is the worst pro dancer

3. Ask Arlene why her comments are so staged and rubbish

4. Ask Arlene & Craig are you jealous that Len & Bruno are doing the American version of strictly & are making loads more money than you two

5. Ask Flavia do you regret the way you humiliated Vincent on last years show with Matt Di Angelo


I know these questions will never be asked but my god it would be funny if she did ask them can you imagine there faces

Ask the judges why they are so addicted to derision rather than constructive criticism.

To Erin: Will you do one of those ragdoll dances again if you and Austin get to the final?

If she stop saying, "I like the dance (even if it's rubbish), but what do I know?" Ew, that's just so fake.

If she loosen up a bit (find her quite uptight this series), and stop acting like a teenage girl on a sugar high, then I am happy (for her).

Hmm, questions?

"Len, you look increasingly bitter on the show. Are you going through some personal crisis?"

"Brian, are you gay?"

"Arlene, do you vote with you passion, be honest?" (we know the answer to that already, but just want to see her squirm)

I'd like to ask Claudia, why does she, week after week, ask for questions from viewers on the BBC forums, but never bother to ask the couple present a single one?

To brendan - is that greasy look in your hair natural or do you just dip it in the frying pan after dinner each night?

To christine - given you are so shocked by some of your marks, how would you have marked each of your dances so far?

To tom - how angry were you with camilla for farting just before your paso so you had to pull that face throughout the dance?

To james - what are you going to do when cherie has to do a jive and you can't do it at half speed?

A few of the Celeb ladies look uncomfortable in high heels.
I would like her to ask a former competitor, who was used to living in comfortable shoes, how hard it was to adapt to dancing in high heels.

I like her to ask someone, anyone, why do the couples only have 3/4 days to learn a dance?

Wish she would stop describing every dance as being 'difficult.'

Why with all your passion for the show have you never been inspired enough to learn a few of the dances?

This is a great thread - very funny!

A few questions I would like her to ask:

Camilla, do you think you will ever get through a dance without gurning?

Craig, how full of annoyance are you when we cross over to Len in LA every week?

Rachel, why have your fellow ex bandmates not come and supported you? Is it because you are dull?

Yes! That's what I came in here to say. Now I can't dance to save my life and neither can Claudia, judging by the complete hash she makes of Len's master class every week. And the celebs can't dance - that's why they're there, to learn.

So I think it's fair to say that for all the non-dancers among us, all of the dances are difficult. Actual real life and proper dancers would obviously have their own views about what dances are hard and what are not so hard, but for someone like Claudia and the celebs, they're ALL going to be difficult. So why does she have to say it for every dance??
It does my head in.

Sorry for the rant.

I'd like Claudia to ask Bruno if he was REALLY annoyed to not have given the first 10 out in this series.

I'd also like her to ask Craig if he'll marry me. Though I'm not holding out a lot of hope on that score.

"Winehouse, can I please have your phone number?"

To Craig:Which male celeb would you sleep with?
To Arlene:which male celeb wouldn't you sleep with?!

To Ola: Don't you get lots of colds, having your chest exposed like that?

To Camilla: Do you have shares in a factory that makes gold string?

To Erin: Was your dressmaker drunk last week?

To Kristina: How do the other female pros feel about you, considering that you're so gorgeous, talented and popular with the public?

To Flavia: Matt? Really?

To her make-up artist: "Do you have any eyeliner that isn't black??"

To her wardrobe assistant: "Do you have any clothes that aren't black??"