To the producers: "Can I stop talking in guinea pig when I introduce the guests??"
Questions you would like Claudia to ask?
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Originally Posted by calculator:
“To her make-up artist: "Do you have any eyeliner that isn't black??"”
“To her make-up artist: "Do you have any eyeliner that isn't black??"”
Eyeliner .... Paintbrush or trowel?
Originally Posted by calculator:
“To her wardrobe assistant: "Do you have any clothes that aren't black??"”
“To her wardrobe assistant: "Do you have any clothes that aren't black??"”
She must read this, because today she was in blue. I hardly recognised her.
'Ian, do you wax or is it Immac?'
'Lisa, what exactly do you do for a living?'
'Bruno, have you had too many E-numbers or it is really ADHD?'
'Christine - why?'
'Lisa, what exactly do you do for a living?'
'Bruno, have you had too many E-numbers or it is really ADHD?'
'Christine - why?'
To the producer: "Would you buy me a dictionary so I can check if 'you guys' means males or females"
Claudia,
# Stop Anton talking over your other guests.....its rude.
# Give more time to the couples and pros , its more interesting.
# Drop the Len clips....they are boring.
# Drop the celebs partners clips.......boring.
# Show more training clips
# More out takes.
# Let someone else dress you in the morning....some outfits look like your 8.
# Stop talking so fast...dont cut off your guests replies.
# Stop Anton talking over your other guests.....its rude.
# Give more time to the couples and pros , its more interesting.
# Drop the Len clips....they are boring.
# Drop the celebs partners clips.......boring.
# Show more training clips
# More out takes.
# Let someone else dress you in the morning....some outfits look like your 8.
# Stop talking so fast...dont cut off your guests replies.
With Adrian Chiles sitting therer, shooting daggers at Matthew, Claudia should have asked Christine: "Is it true you and Adrian are an item?"
To Matt and Christine, with Adrian on the sofa: Why exactly are you here?
To Tom: Are you married?
To Len: Can you count from zero to five for me please?
To Vincent: How much did you flirt with Anton when you trained with him for the pro dance?
To Rachel: When are you going to wear Ola's catsuit? (sorry, private wish there)
To Mark: Were you going to wear Ola's catsuit? (not a private wish, I assure you
)
To John: Are you going to teach the army how to march?
To Craig: When is your transformation into Kevin Keegan going to be complete?
To Arlene: Are you ever going to stop the mouthy metaphors, silly similies or annoying aliterations?
To Kristina:...Bad Luck
To Anton: Are you gonna...? I said...Can I just...Let me get a word in edgeways!
To Flavia: Do you think the 'I'm going to sit on the steps and sulk' technique will work again this year? (sorry)
To Jodie: You must hate the horse analogy. How many more fences do you think you need to clear?
To Bruno: Whose leg did you lift up in the air on Saturday?
To Tom: Are you married?
To Len: Can you count from zero to five for me please?
To Vincent: How much did you flirt with Anton when you trained with him for the pro dance?
To Rachel: When are you going to wear Ola's catsuit? (sorry, private wish there
)To Mark: Were you going to wear Ola's catsuit? (not a private wish, I assure you
)To John: Are you going to teach the army how to march?
To Craig: When is your transformation into Kevin Keegan going to be complete?
To Arlene: Are you ever going to stop the mouthy metaphors, silly similies or annoying aliterations?
To Kristina:...Bad Luck
To Anton: Are you gonna...? I said...Can I just...Let me get a word in edgeways!
To Flavia: Do you think the 'I'm going to sit on the steps and sulk' technique will work again this year? (sorry
)To Jodie: You must hate the horse analogy. How many more fences do you think you need to clear?
To Bruno: Whose leg did you lift up in the air on Saturday?
Originally Posted by ravensborough:
“With Adrian Chiles sitting therer, shooting daggers at Matthew, Claudia should have asked Christine: "Is it true you and Adrian are an item?"”
“With Adrian Chiles sitting therer, shooting daggers at Matthew, Claudia should have asked Christine: "Is it true you and Adrian are an item?"”
roflmao.......
I would like Claudia to ask intelligent questions rather than the.....how nervous were you on Sat night, the dance is so difficult. Her constant comments about herself being "stupid she is and what does she know!!!...... Perhaps listening to the answers from the celebs and professional dancers and having enough time to actual have an interview rather than rushing from one interview to another and spending loads of time on Ask Len and the Master Class which most of us find deadly boring. Claudia should ask the celebs how much professional dance training they have had before Strictly as we all can recognise the ones who have been classically trained like Cherry!! Where is Bruno on ITT? Doesn't Claudia like him? Too much Len and not enough rehearsal footage.
Originally Posted by Gill P:
“Can you please cancel the "Ask Len" thingy - people don't like it (even if I do)!”
“Can you please cancel the "Ask Len" thingy - people don't like it (even if I do)!”
Hear Hear!!
I woudn`t like to see the judges on ITT
Just background info from the dancers and their habits
It`s a pity the judges se the dances before the show. they`re getting biased
Keep the judges to the show > they are payd for that.
I love this thread
To Claudia - Why do you keep hopping about from one foot to the other at the start of ITT?
To Claudia - In Len's Masterclass why do you have to hold a card, is it because you dont know your left from your right?
To Claudia _ are you recycling some of the end of show clips from last year?
To Claudia - Why do you keep hopping about from one foot to the other at the start of ITT?
To Claudia - In Len's Masterclass why do you have to hold a card, is it because you dont know your left from your right?
To Claudia _ are you recycling some of the end of show clips from last year?
Originally Posted by river27:
“To Darren: Is that really your own hair?
”
“To Darren: Is that really your own hair?
”
And follow it up with this ...
To Darren's hair : "You're currently on top but do you think you're strong enough to keep a head?"
to arlene - how much do you wish you were 20 (!) years younger and had a hope in hell of getting hold of the male celebs?
to anton - if the producers asked you to take over from Bruce - how much would you love it & is that why you've been doing so much presenting lately?
to christine - what motivates you to leave the drop dead gorgeous and extremely sexy Matthew to sit on a sofa with Adrian (the money can't be that good surely!!)
to brian - do you wake up every morning and think 'why me?, is this some sort of initiation that no one told me about'
to craig - is your role on strictly just a very long audition for a panto dame?
to james - how have you managed to perfect the 'smug' look or does it just come naturally.
to all the judges - do you really find Bruce's jokes that funny or is laughing at him a clause in your contracts.
to len - the masterclass - why?
Love this thread.
to anton - if the producers asked you to take over from Bruce - how much would you love it & is that why you've been doing so much presenting lately?
to christine - what motivates you to leave the drop dead gorgeous and extremely sexy Matthew to sit on a sofa with Adrian (the money can't be that good surely!!)
to brian - do you wake up every morning and think 'why me?, is this some sort of initiation that no one told me about'
to craig - is your role on strictly just a very long audition for a panto dame?
to james - how have you managed to perfect the 'smug' look or does it just come naturally.
to all the judges - do you really find Bruce's jokes that funny or is laughing at him a clause in your contracts.
to len - the masterclass - why?
Love this thread.
Originally Posted by ClaireCoops:
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to james - how have you managed to perfect the 'smug' look or does it just come naturally.”
“
to james - how have you managed to perfect the 'smug' look or does it just come naturally.”
I think I may know the answer to this. He's been getting lessons from Tom.
To Rachel: "Have you always been this dull or have the cheesy S Club songs sapped your personality?"
To Tom: "Is your wife a saint or a mug? Discuss in 500 words."
To Tom: "Is your wife a saint or a mug? Discuss in 500 words."
To Erin : What's happened to your face?
To Cherie :-
What information have you got on the judges? Is it very incriminating & is it News of The World front page material?
To Tess :-
You're not very good at reading autocue are you?
Can I teach you how to pronounce the words 'couples' & 'judges'?
You do realise how cringeworthy you act with Austin & talking about Mark & trunks?
What is it with your eyebrows whilst Brucie is talking to camera?
To Cherie :-
What information have you got on the judges? Is it very incriminating & is it News of The World front page material?
To Tess :-
You're not very good at reading autocue are you?
Can I teach you how to pronounce the words 'couples' & 'judges'?
You do realise how cringeworthy you act with Austin & talking about Mark & trunks?
What is it with your eyebrows whilst Brucie is talking to camera?
Originally Posted by fern3:
“To Ola: Don't you get lots of colds, having your chest exposed like that?”
“To Ola: Don't you get lots of colds, having your chest exposed like that?”
LOL - you leave her sugar lumps alone.
I'll take two please.
I'd like to ask Claudia: did you take the way you introduce guests from Kermit the frog?
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