What excuse would Tess employ...

SCD-Observer

04-11-2008

... to touch her object of lust Austin, seeing he's doing rhumba this Saturday?

From Tess' take:

"Meanwhile, Austin wowed us with his routine - that boy is a light-footed wonder. He reclaimed his throne at the top of the leader board. And I don't know about you, but I'm rather looking forward to his upcoming 'raunchy' Rumba next week. He says he's not cut out for the seductive demand the dance requires. I say lose the sleeves from the shirt and let the guns do the talking! Let's face it, now us ladies no longer have Mark and his potential pec-flashing to look forward to, we need a little visual convert to look forward to of a cold winter evening. And Austin might just be the man to provide it..."

The_abbott

04-11-2008

Does Tess really write that? I bet she has a PA that does it for her.

I think Austin will have his a shirt that has no middle so his chest is out. Then she may stumble and 'accidently' rub her hand over it then look embarrassed and pull a weird face. then someone will shout "Must be quiet this week in the Kay household".

SCD-Observer

04-11-2008

Originally Posted by The_abbott:
“Does Tess really write that? I bet she has a PA that does it for her.

I think Austin will have his a shirt that has no middle so his chest is out. Then she may stumble and 'accidently' rub her hand over it then look embarrassed and pull a weird face. then someone will shout "Must be quiet this week in the Kay household".”

pickledgherkin

04-11-2008

Poor old Tess will never live down that touch!
We've all seen whom she is married to.....

jjackson42

04-11-2008

The worlds most-airbrushed photo!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/strictlycomedan...ly_206x116.jpg

JJ

SCD-Observer

04-11-2008

In week three, she asked the hapless Austin to 'show off that guns' and couldn't resist squeezing his muscles.

In week five, she moved her finger up and down Austin's exposed chest on the pretext of checking his shaving rashes.

In week seven, she pretended to wipe the lip-stick off Austin's face, while feeling up his face with another hand.

This coming Saturday, if Austin's wearing another latin outfit, she might try to rub his bum (I've said this before in another thread). I think this is the next part of Austin's anatomy Tess' eying for!!! Ewwwwww!

calculator

04-11-2008

Originally Posted by SCD-Observer:
“... to touch her object of lust Austin, seeing he's doing rhumba this Saturday?

From Tess' take:

"Meanwhile, Austin wowed us with his routine - that boy is a light-footed wonder. He reclaimed his throne at the top of the leader board. And I don't know about you, but I'm rather looking forward to his upcoming 'raunchy' Rumba next week. He says he's not cut out for the seductive demand the dance requires. I say lose the sleeves from the shirt and let the guns do the talking! Let's face it, now us ladies no longer have Mark and his potential pec-flashing to look forward to, we need a little visual convert to look forward to of a cold winter evening. And Austin might just be the man to provide it..."”

Honest SCD, I'd offer a proper answer if I wasn't hyperventilating

omg. Them ruddy guns!!!
As for Tess drooling over them, AAAaaaaaaargh!!!! pleeeeeease, I can't take any more Tess

Idea! Someone gag and bind this woman and send her off to the next World Arm Wrestling championships?
She'd literally combust in a whole arsenal of guns

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