What do you believe?

Some people believe or not that John Sargeant will win SCD series 6, and I do, and I also believe that Bruce Forsyth is doddery and He has more paycheck than Tess, the judges, Pro dancers, and I really believe my neighbour is a gay
believe with your own post and not to believe other poster
What do you believe ? just for fun

I believe Rachel runs on battery.

I believe Austin is a secret cross-dresser and LOVES those sequins.

I believe Lisa actually cannot stand Brendan.

I believe Craig is a closet heterosexual.

"I believe I can fly!

I believe I can touch the sky!!!

I'd better lie down until the drugs wear off!!!!!!!"


JJ

What is "a gay"

I believe that Camilla has the worst dress sense in the Western World.

I believe that the camera crew and the director learnt their trade on Oblivion at Alton Towers.

I believe that they turn the singers' microphones off in the studio so that the audience can't hear them, only us unfortunates at home get the "true splendour"

I believe that Brendan spends his spare time rescuing puppies and helping little old ladies across the road.

I believe that they modelled this smiley on Karen Hardy's paso face!

I believe that Tom Chambers may have got married lately. (That's the one I'm unsure about)

I believe John will win SCD 6.
I believe Bruce lies about his age and is really 106.
I believe Arlene and Craig are secret lovers who have sex before the show which is why his hair always looks so strange.
I believe the results show is live.
I believe Lilia, Tess and Ola are pregnant.
I believe Nicole Culter was kidnapped and that's why she isn't in this series.

I believe Cheri isn't very good latin or anything faster than a waltz.
I believe that Craig is less orange this series.
I believe that Arlene's comments aren't off the cuff.
I believe that Jodie and Ian and Rachel and Vincent look like two sets of twins.
I believe that the judges over mark their favourites.
I believe that Bruce is genuine class and truely funny.
I believe that one of the singers sounds like she's in pain.
I believe the children are the future.

Okay- I believe I vomited slightly at item 3 on this list...

oooo... excuse me again now i have just reread it!

I believe I just don't care any more.

I think it is the opposite of an emo...but not sure!

I believe in a thing called love.

I believe in fairies.

I believe that Len's truss is too tight.

I believe that Rach is a bot.

And Tess is an early prototype.

I believe that the children are a future.

And that learning to love oneself, is the greatest love. Of all.

I believe that Bruno keeps Darren's hair as a pet.

And that John is dancing fine, but it is to a different beat.

I believe that My-leeeeeeeeeeeene Kass is taking over the world, one show at a time...

and that Christine is one of her minions.

I believe in you and me...

I still believe in me...

I believe...

Ibuleve.

I believe Arlene isn't real and that she gets plugged in at night.

This post wins! I LOL'ed at the underlined one!

Yes, Craig plugs her in.

Oh and another, I believe that sometime last week on ITT, Claudia was wearing a dress made out of Dulux colour charts.

Oh no! My poor brain....

I believe that all the judges are Aliens and that some of the contestants are robots. No one on SCD is human!

Sorry I've just been playing Sims.

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows

I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows

I believe for everyone who goes astray, someone will come and lead the way

That's enough I believes, Ed

Certainly applies to John (re: Kristina's there for him) and maybe a few other couples!

I believe this is a great thread

I belive this thread is the best one for a while!

I believe I've just PMSL at this thread.





Sorry, too much information. I'll get me coat.

OMG - laughed so much at all of these - thank you

I believe that this thread has just made me cry laughing in the middle of the office.

I believe it needs to be *bumped*

Yes, I believe in life after love

I also believe that Craig needs to lay off the guyliner - we know you're gay hon, you don't have to labour the point

I believe this is the funniest thread I have read in a long time
I beleive there maybe a couple of openings at the beeb for comedians (some on here should apply)