I believe in Father Christmas

I believe that only dogs can hear Claudia when she shrieks.

I believe that Len has really bad haemorrhiods.

I believe that Mark Foster's tattoo would wash off with a dab of Swarfega.

I believe that Arlene is Craig's twin brother in a dress.

I believe that Bruno wants to grow up and be a real boy, not a puppet.

I believe in father christmas
I believe Cherie was my tipsy aunt at a wedding last week
I believe that Darren and Lilia are the nicest couple in the world
I believe Jodie and Ian are one and the same, its all done with mirrors
I believe Tess is with child as nobody called you fat love, congratulations
I believe the singers sing like that for a laugh, to see who will be sacked first
I believe that Jessie Wallace did a move in her 1st dance (Circling her hand above her head repeatedly) inspired by Lee Evans dancing
I believe the SCD forum is getting much more positive again after a brief grumpy patch, well done everyone♥
I believe if John stays to the final he will still not believe his luck at getting to dance with Kristina every week
I believe Bruce is funnier this series than he has ever been and is playing up to the press brilliantly
I believe i will cry during the final
I believe i am done

I believe i took so long typing my list that mimi dlc beat me to it

I believe that anyone who even so much as thinks as quickstepping to Town Called Malice is oh so wrong.

I believe anyone that adds tap to the above needs shutting in the cupboard until the Saturday show is over and the danger has passed.

I believe in miracles.

I believe marching is good.

I believe Victoria Beckham eats a normal, healthy balanced diet.

I believe there is now an offical number Sev-hern

I believe threads mushroom and that it is a scarey phenomina

More from me...

* I believe that Tess is like Pluto (of Garfield), pretending to be 'blond' just to make Bruce look good.

* I believe Don (the cameraman) wanted to be a pilot as a boy.

* I believe Claudia is hating and dreading her Masterclass with Len.

* I believe Bruce is not doddery. NOT.

* I believe the producers put tiny pins on Bruno's chair before the show.

* I believe Dave Arch (the musical conductor) is tone-deaf.

* I believe Vincent has a degree in Lispology.

* I believe Lilia bribed the doctor to say she had a broken rib just so as to get Darren to cook and finally clean his room!

edit: if this is not already in this thread, then: I believe the Sunday show is technically not a lie, because they film it past Saturday midnight!

I believe olivej is secretly besotted with Karen Hardy and is trying to put us all off the scent .
Failing that she had lessons with Karen and was told not to bother
as she was worse than Gary Rhodes .

I also believe Camilla has taken years to perfect the art of face pulling and must be gutted that no one , especially olivej, notices .

I also believe Camilla must have made a very nasty smell, I can't think why , to cause Tom to pull such a dreadful paso face .

I believe that DS hosts the original and best SCD forum

I believe The Sun really does get its stories from the Lazy Journalists thread

I believe the non appreciation thread is the funniest on here

I believe Maltipom should be knighted for services to the DS forumites

I believe that every series a thread should be started on each of the following

1. S/he is a trained dancer/has dance experience
2. Isn’t it time Bruce retired?
3. Is so and so gay followed by a thread denouncing people for asking such a question
4. Is the SCD watching public racist?

I believe that money can’t buy you love

I believe in angels.

Something good in everything I see.

I believe Tess talks like a Roedean at home.

I believe that Brendan can't take spiders out of the bath.

I cross the stream.

I have a dream.

I believe...Len is really a retired Pearly King with chronic constipation
I believe...Arlene weighs 6 stone minus her wig,fake boobs,HRT implants and make up
I believe...Bruno is a part-time contortionist act in a gay club (with tassels and sequins)
I believe...Craig had elecution lessons from Prince Harry..oh yaaah, chaaa, chaaa, chaaa

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe Brendan is hot (bad boy or not)
I believe you need a daily DS fix
I believe Craig sounds like Tess at home
I believe Bruce is actually long dead and this is an anamotronic clone.
I believe I should stop now

NOOOOO!

I clicked on here and was gonna type this

Great minds eh....

er.......well now I don't know what I believe....

I believe Cherie will NOT dance to an up-tempo number this (or maybe ANY) week.
I believe that Claudia is partially sighted (for only that can explain some of the ghastly outfits she wears).
I believe that Bruno was a pop-chick in a previous life.
I believe that there is no harm in popping in on a "No spoilers" thread and revealing who went out before the Sunday show!

I believe for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows .

Sorry nothing else to add, just wanted to join in.

That bruce should be sacked
tessa should be replaced
len overmarks
bruno is better this series
craig is most accurate judge
darren is a plonker
lila has the best arse
chery overmarked severly last two weeks
tessa is stupid
jon will go this week
brian is a weasel
adrian chiles should do the next series with frank bough and norris mcwhirter
there wont be a next serious
anyone who goes to the tour should be shot
austin will win and rachael will not sleep it the little one

I believe I need to find my Savage Garden CD
I believe we will all tire of the John marching with sack clip long before they stop showing it
I believe Bruce may have worn himself out sending in complaints about Jonathon Ross
I believe Austin has teeny tiny feet and that I should send him my daughter's grown out of astro boots
I believe Len is paid on a number of minutes on ITT basis
I believe Richard Armitage should be on every series of Strictly, and always do the rumba with me

I believe that John Sergeant appeared in the very first Sanatogen advert, shown in 1957.

I believe Ian Waite is the real identity of The Stig.

I believe that Anton has worked a stunt double for Daniel Craig.

I believe that "Len Goodman" is an impersonation act by Russ Abbot.
Click on these links to see genuine pics of Russ, and decide for yourself:
http://www.autograph-gallery.co.uk/acatalog/BS710.jpg
and this one looks even more like Len:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...09_228x411.jpg

I believe Alesha Dixon was strategy advisor to Barak Obama (she was on BBC News today explaining why he won, fact).

I believe that Jody Kidd can trace her ancestry back to 2 baboons in Tanganyika, 60,000 years ago.

I believe "Austin Healey" is Darcey Bussell, wearing a hideous prosthetic face mask.

I believe Rachel Stevens is a real person (unorthodox viewpoint, I know).

I believe... Brucie is preserved in formaldehyde mixed with Brylcream

I believe...John looks like his dog...Churchill (from the insurance ads)

I believe...Kristina is Marylin Monroe' secret love child twice removed

I believe...Dave Arch - his' Fabulous Band ...and Singers?!?' are tone deaf

I believe that Heather is probably better at ballroom than latin.

I believe John Sergeant and Jo Brand were separated at birth or are in fact the same person (has anyone seen them together?)

Len is one of the 7 dewarfs.......Grumpy.
Bruno keeps Rolf Harris third leg attached to his seat.
Craig's paddle initiates new automatic procedure for enema.
Arlene has removed all mirrors from her dressing room.
Bruce forgotten what year it is. Plus what planet he is on.
Brendon has recieved 15,000 mirror's from an unknown admirer.
Camilla has two left legs....
Tess turns up, but hasnt a clue why.
Puppet strings control the cameras.
BBC think the standard of show is amazing.
Live band need to be disbanded.
Tuning fork has been held to ransom.
Judges forged their dance certificates.
Claudia needs a dresser without a sense of humour.
Someone needs to lock Len's 7 in a cupboard.

I believe in raindrops on roses and Whiskas in kittens.
I believe I am going to be overwhelmed with excitement for the celebrity dancers. Soon.

I believe . . .
Bruce should not retire.
John Sergeant would be a worthy winner.
Len doesn't score generously enough.
Craig doesn't judge accurately enough.
all celebs with previous dancing experience should not be banned from future series.
it would not be an unfair advantage for celebs with dancing experience to be against those without it.
the Sunday night shows really take place on Sundays.
what I read/hear in the media.

and another thing
I believe Tess is fat not pregnant

I believe everything the nice BBC voiceover man tells me.

I believe Len has paddles that go up to 15 - we just haven't seen them yet.

I believe Bruno is the Elastic Man or Mr Bendy Legs in a travelling circus.

I believe John Sargeant is really Jo Brand dressed as a man for a Channel 4 reality show, to be screened in the new year.

I believe Claudia is really a fantastic dancer and she just doesn't want to show anyone up.

I believe that if Sunday night is really Saturday, we should all have extra day added to our weekends.

I believe that the voting is really, really close - keep calling in to save your favourite.

I believe Brucie has already retired and not told anyone.

I believe that Len's 1-5 paddles are under the desk and were out of use for so long that a small ecosystem has settled on them. They are now legally protected and can't be moved. A small band of scientists live under the desk to study them, explaining why Bruno doesn't seem to fit under the desk...