I want to believe.......

I believe Jodie took the costume lady's last Rolo

I believe Tom has entered the wrong show after his collision with the wall this week - the one he wanted precedes SCD.

I believe Austin secretly fancies Len after his constant winking at him

I believe Christine has strings pulling her mouth into a constant smile

I believe Heather scares the judges with her Tango face every time she's in the bottom two

I believe the singers wear ear plugs

I believe the dancers wear ear plugs

I believe...cut to the chase...everyone in the studio wears ear plugs

I believe the music dances to Cherie, not the other way round

I believe Arlene has a scriptwriter

I believe Harry Potter hits Bruno with an over-exaggeration spell every second dance

I believe Craig wants to be Kevin Keegan circa 1980

I believe Len is auditioning for the next series of Grumpy Old Men

I believe that John doesn't really care

I believe that Brendan is on sedatives

I believe that Bruce is pregnant

I believe that Tess is doddery

I believe that that is enough

I believe that Lisa and Brendan should have got 40/40 for their tango NOT for the dancing but for services to the audiences is ears in that by dancing to instrumental music they did not use the singers - anyone else taking this approach will also automatically receive top marks

I believe in angels, something good in everything....




(s'pose that's been done?)

I believe that Craig's sparkly poppy is made for him each year by his devoted old nanny, who in her retirement lives in a cottage on the family estate of the Revel- Horwoods, where she grows delphiniums.

I believe the music dances to Cherie, not the other way round

I believe Fudd wins

I believe........everyone on this on this thread is mad as a bucket full of frogs....but very funny and I loved reading it x

I belive that Arlene used to be a burlesque dancer, before she formed Hot Gossip.

I believe that Georgina Baillie's Dance Group had been scheduled to appear on this week's Results Show, but this has been pulled (fact: Georgina Baillie will NOT be apearing on the Results Show).

I believe Arlene will be performing a guest burlesque routine on this week's Results Show, as a late stand in for the pulled group.

I believe that Jason Donavan reads the Non-App thread AND is possibly the best ITT guest ever!!

I believe that the BBC bought eye-liner on a bulk buy basis and then realised the sell-by date is the end of November so are trying to use it up on Claudia and Erin.

I believe that Brian may not be gay after all.

(yes I know it doesn't 'matter' either way )

I believe there was too much dancing in the Paso last week - it interrupted the cape action.

I believe that Winehouse is really Jason Donovan

I believe I agree.....

I believe that Brendan just might be fibbing when he said on ITT I don't care about 10's

Ah, The Batchelors - Mammy's favourites!

I believe I'm losing the will to live with this series.

I believe Arlene was sent by Darth Vader to bore us into submission, at which point he will sweep in with his big black sweepy cloak and take over the world, with Arlene at his side.

I believe Christine, Camilla & Erin share a set of teeth with Shergar. You never see them together, have you noticed?

I believe SCD used to be a fab programme and this year it's dreadful.

No, no - not the cloak in ballroom

I believe that Claudia is a string puppet controlled by a producer with St Vitus Dance

I believe that the shy and sensitive Len Goodman was once a Buddhist monk

I believe that Craig and Darren are part-time models for the London Wig Company

I believe that the producer's choice of God Save the Queen for the next Paso Doble is inspired.

I believe it's time for my medication........

Bugger....Now I'm imagining Darth Vader doing the paso....To the Imperial March....

My work here is done

I'm off to bed.

I believe there's no justice in the world if John doesn't get the boot tomorrow night.

Anyone remembering the 80's Not the 9 oclock news did a very funny song called "I believe".

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O7eCUEfb7U0

You'll love it (promise)

I believe I do remember it

I believe I love it

"I believe the Devil is ready to repent but I can't believe Ronald Reagan is President"

Too funny!!!!!

But I believe that Craig had a hissy fit because he wanted first choice.