As life is short, I commend all who laboriously type individual knocking posts to do this on a wholesale basis with economy of effort. Simply copy the universally applicable text below and paste whenever the mood takes you:

"Everybody in Strictly and everybody viewing and voting is rubbish.

All who are not rubbish are arrogant, smug, overmarked, overrated, over-favoured, and responsible for the credit crunch and global warming, and for the rain."

Thanx for that, now I can finally spend more time with the kids

You mean like this?

*cut*

*paste*

"Everybody in Strictly and everybody viewing and voting is rubbish.

All who are not rubbish are arrogant, smug, overmarked, overrated, over-favoured, and responsible for the credit crunch and global warming, and for the rain."

Oooo, this is FUN!

You're all very silly!

"Everybody in Strictly and everybody viewing and voting is rubbish.

All who are not rubbish are arrogant, smug, overmarked, overrated, over-favoured, and responsible for the credit crunch and global warming, and for the rain."

suggested addendum:

And if they don't fall into this category, it's Cherie's fault.

Gwydhyel, did you feel better afterwards?
Thrilled for you.