has ever done? My Cat Charlie chewed up about 3 pairs of my ear phones when he was a kitten and some were new cos I'd replaced the ones he's chewed and then he'd do it again. I suppose it was my fault for leaving them in a room with him but one pair he managed to get out of a closed drawer . He's got the lid off his biscuit treats and eaten the whole box and he's done this about 3 times and it's a wonder he wasn't sick after eating them all and again I put them out of reach and he still get's them. Both my cats have scratched all the settee at the bottom (it's all threaded ) even though they have scratching posts.

Ripped up my whole kitchen floor tiles 3 times ! She done it once I thought right a one off , left it a few weeks and replaced them she done it again ! Thought right surely that's it now and replaced them again goes on like this till I saw sense and left replacing them for 6 months

Chewed a massive hole in my wall

Ate my hubbys brand new timberland boots

Ate my standing paper lamp thing

Pulled me when I wasn't expecting it and made me do a spectacular comedy fall when my neighbour was in her garden witnessing it all

Took her to the vet for her kennel cough nose drops and she got herself and the vet in such a state the drops went on my face rather than her nose

The list goes on, thank god she's passed all that now

my dog Betty shit behind the front door so when i opened it, it made a lovely big 1/4 circle of smeared shit in the carpet. Nice.

I've had Oscar (puppy) for 3 months now, I got him when he was 8 weeks old. So far he has:

- Stolen a bra and run about with it on his head! (so funny!!)
- Destroyed a chair.
- Chewed my laptop charger.

I'm sure there's more. He's a devil!

Barney our collie managed to grab some cat poo out the litter tray and instead of eating it like he normally does, he jumped onto the sofa with it, then rolled around in it! His head and neck were covered and the leather sofa was smeared with brown streaks. It took me ages to clean it all (and him) up. He was of course, very pleased with his hard work

pmsl!

Does he steal socks too? I think Barney has more socks hidden in various corners of the house than I have in my sock drawer.

Well I have had my little one for 4 years now and he is just as naughty and cheeky as the first day I got him, I cannot remember half of the things he has gotten up to but some of the ones that pop to mind

- We were at my Mothers, she decided to have a bath and popped all her clothes in the basket ready for washing, my dog somehow managed to get a hold of her underwear, got out of the front gate and run around the street with them hanging out his mouth!!!!

- Recently walking past a main shopping supermarket, a lady takes his fancy, the doors open and he runs with her in! I had to go chase him in my muddy boots and old coat!!!

- One morning thought I was having such a lovely lie in, he is always up so very early, oh bliss I thought, such a quiet darling, I awoke to find him chewing a very expensive pair of sandals that I didn't like and was hoping to take back! Ruined!!!!!

- Took him on holiday to a seaside resort, nice relaxing run on the beach, erm no, dog decides to go into the sea and drag out on dirty nappy!! He was not letting go! Our van was ages away from the front and had to walk, with a red face all the way back!!!

- He has humped the vicar's leg before now!

Endless really, truly is!!!

We bought new lino for the kitchen and it had been down for one night before Paul made a massive hole right in the middle.

If we've been out, we can always tell if he's done something he shouldn't have because his blankets are out of his bed

Spanner our youngest JRT likes to open the tumble dryer, pull the clothes out before chewing them up

My labrador chewed the lino in the kitchen; ate the kitchen wallpaper; jumped up on the counter when the wives of the village cricket match were making afternoon tea and stole two buns; stole and ate a pound of cheese; ate part of a boiling hot, just from the oven, apple pie; ate and rolled in a rotting rancid dead hedgehog etc etc etc

My Weimaraner ate every sofa or chair I had! I had a new one delivered to replace the old one she destroyed and covered it with fleeces as she didn't like fleece in her mouth. I came home two days after it was delivered and she'd pulled the fleece off and eaten a hole in it. Oh and I never realised how many feathers could be packed into a feather cushion until it was ripped up all over my floor. I had to empty the hoover three times when clearing it up. Another time I came home to mayhem - cushions all over the floor with holes in some of them and my youngest Cavalier sitting in the middle of it looking guilty but I knew he hadn't done it!

Labs - can't live with them , can't live without them

Something i forgot to add to my previous post , bought a half pound of roast beef from the butchers put it on the plates and bent down to the oven to get the yorkshire pudding out .

Leaned back up and the plates where empty que bella running fast as she could out the kitchen with my roast beef hanging from her mouth

My 1975 cat,well I guess helping himself to Xmas turkey out to air in the kitchen.
My 2001 adopted cat,well she broke my glass coffee table.
My Impossible Princess,well she has not done anything truly bad apart from entertain a tribe of frogs in the house and I had to round them up. This year has been very froggy!

Yes, Sofas, chairs etc! Now have leather which he doesn't bother thankfully! But when had material oh my goodness! He'd chew it to peices! And take all the insides out!
I kept having it covered until in the end I gave up, it was costing me a fortune!

Yes he loves the inside of things as I've found out various time with cushions, pillows, duvets, all found with big hollow holes in

Oh yea two of my cats used to bring in frogs every time it rained. I have a nice picture of one sitting beside my son's guitar on his amplifier. I used to have to rescue them and take them back to the river but a few times I found them too late - when they had dried up and become 'papery' after they'd taken refuge under a chair.

My cat is nearly 3 now, since he was about 1 he developed a habit of knocking things over with his paw. Example, the other day i woke up for work and there had been a bottle of Gaviscon on the kitchen worktop, i walks in the kitchen 7 in the morning no lights on and steps in a puddle of it glass everywhere!!

He knows what hes doing the cheeky wee devil, if we catch him in the act and point at him he meows, with the paw out slowly knocking things off the table!! Lost count of how many tumblers hes smashed!!

Pooperpattycatty has always had this thing about 'paper' It doesn't matter whether it's a newspaper, a notepad or toilet-roll etc. If she can find a way to un-ravel it, she will.

Yeah my cats kinda like that he especially loves plastic bags and toilet rolls!

...and my Weimaraner shat on the remote control...

Its not particularly naughty, but it made me laugh. We used to shut our two cats in the living room while we had Sunday lunch to stop them from going for the meat, but never thought to move their litter tray in there as they were only ever in there alone for about 45 mins. One day my sister and I were doing a jigsaw and left the box out while we ate, and when we came back there was a cat-poo in the lid of it! Tom had decided to do the decent thing and poo in the thing closest-resembling his tray, bless him!

He has also pooed behind the tv and under the Christmas tree (I think he thought he was outside for the latter).

Sophie has gotten dirty paw prints all over my dad's highly important work things 5 minutes before he had to leave to hand them to another department (or something like that, don't really know what he does), but that's more his fault for having them all over the table than hers

My current dog ripped up the carpet on the stairs when she was a puppy, somehow she managed to pull the carpet away from the stairs! Mom was furious but we got a nice carpet afterwards throught the pet insurance people!

One of my Maine Coons sometimes poos in that great big litter tray in the bathroom, otherwise known as the BATH! And a 12kg cat does BIG poos!

At least it's easy to clear up!

In the early hours one morning, my OH let Pumpkin in, not noticing he had a live field mouse in his mouth.

The resulting racket in the kitchen woke me up, and I sent the OH to investigate. He removed the mouse, alive and put it back outside.

The look on Pumpkin's face was incredible - It said, I hate you for taking away my new toy He ignored the OH for the rest of the day...

My cats managed to jump on my huge glass dining table, knocking a heavy glass vase onto the glass top. It shattered into a thousand pieces!. Found shards of glass for months after.

Insurance said because it shattered, its not covered!!! Its only covered if cracked.

my dog has chewed up 2 bank cards, 1 driving licence and managed to get hold off and eat a £20 note

I have one dog who is a little poppet and wouldnt do anything wrong. He is literally too good to be true.

Then there is Bella - who definately is a little possessed. I dont tend to get mad though, as i like the fact that she has a personality.

I got a little angry this morning. Went to feed the chickens, and they were all wandering around outside. I looked up at the chicken run - to find Bella stood in the middle of it - eating everything from corn to chicken poo !!!! She had burrowed under the fencing to get in, and so had released the chickens.

So this morning was spend hurding the chickens in again ...... and trying to baracade the gap in the fence. I have no idea if its worked though. The dogs are alone today for the 1st time this week, so no doubt she is up to no good.

Oh, and yesterday she managed to find some brake fluid which hubby has mistakenly left lying around. She pierced the top, so the kitchen stinks of the fluid - and i just hope to god she didnt drink any !!!