One of my boy cats likes to sleep on the tumble drier, which is fine, apart from the fact that he has learned how to turn on my CD player which also lives on there! Several times I have been elsewhere in the flat, and the music has suddenly started playing in the kitchen, freaking me out. I have had to unplug it now.

Also, one of my girls likes to get on top of the wardrobe, where a HUGE teddy sits. She spends happy time up there, kneading on poor teddy, (who is now almost completely flat), and when she has had enough of that, she jumps down for cuddles. Fine, you may think, except when she does this in the middle of the night, and lands squarely on me almost instigating instant heart failure! She is hardly a lightweight either!

But I love 'em.

Not so much socks, as knickers. I am ashamed to admit my dog has a knicker fetish. When he gets hold of a pair, there is nothing on this planet that would make him surrender them! No amount of biscuit or chocolate drop bribing seems to work. :sleep:

Not exactly 'naughty', but one of our cats once embarrassed my wife enormously in front of some of her older relatives.

She (my wife) keeps certain 'lady's items' (the kind of things that are used for a few days each month) in a carrier bag, behind a curtain, under the sink in our bathroom.
One day - when we had the aforementioned visitors here - one of our cats must have been exploring under there....

Suddenly there was a big commotion upstairs - yowling and bumping noises - then the b'dum-b'dum-b'dum of a cat running down the stairs.
He must have got entangled with the bag, and panicked - because next thing we knew, he streaked into, then all round, the living room.....
Trailing the bag behind him, scattering the 'lady's items' all over the front room....

My wife's face.......then......then...

I was literally ROFLing

Many years ago we had a puppy who used to chew my daughters shoes, she used to put them out of it's reach but the cat used to knock them to the floor and leave the dog to get into trouble for chewing them

That is so funny, your poor wife!!

When we had a dog, she chewed the carpet when she got stuck up the stairs, she chewed the front of the unit (this was on a Friday 13th!!!).

She chewed numerous holes in the hallway wall, not the corner but the flat, we got in and it looked like she had done a line ok coke! She also chomped on the skirting board!

In the garden she dug massive holes in the garden, the were deep and wide, we thought she was off to Australia!

The other day Charlie knocked over my parents clock which they got for their 25th aniversary when he jumped on the windowsill upstairs and the stand part broke off. My dad wasn't very pleased but he managed to super glue it back on.

I am nearly crying** after reading this thread

I am so lucky my little kitty girl is pretty well behaved (apart from bringing in frogs, but even then she is quite happy to let me catch them and take them outside - she thinks that I am joining in the game and purrs like crazy )

** I mean crying with laughter!

I was minding me own business when I was in the kitchen once and I heard a crash in the kitchen I go in there and all I see is my cat stood next to the bin which has been knocked over he was after a bit of chicken, he got shouted at bless him.

When I used to let me cat sleep in my room when the rents were on holiday when he weren't allowed he would sleep on me bed. In the middle of the night I would hear a meow and it was my darling cat wanting to come in me room.

When we first got our Yorkie of my Grandma I was a sleep happy as a larry then all I hear is the door open and patter patter up the stairs door creaks open, thud thud jump up lick lick I was not happy.

me and my hubby were packed ready to go on honeymoon last summer, suitcase was open, charlie our cat decided to piss over it. we laugh now, but he obviously didnt want us to go lol...

his brother henry is an angel in comparison but scratched the babys face the other day, babys fault, grabs his fur all the time!

The naughtiest thing my pet did was eat all the other fish in the tank while we were on holiday. I bought six Zebra fish yesterday to replace them.

My cat Fred brought in a dead crow today at 4am! He seemed happy when he came in with the bird, wasn't too happy after I got rid of it though!

Other posts keep reminding me of things my pets have done!

Once when I was on holiday one of my cats brought in a rat and disembowelled it on the stairs. My son said there was blood everywhere, even up the walls. He was only a teenager at the time but cleared it up, bless him and did a very good job too!

Another of my cats ate two pet gerbils. On the first occasion the gerbil cage was in the dining room and the door was meant to be kept closed but someone left it open and I think the cat must have knocked it to the floor, the door sprung open and the gerbil ran out. All we found was a weird looking bone.

The second time we had two gerbils in a big glass tank with compost so the kids could watch them burrowing etc. There was a piece of wood on top. After cleaning them out, one of the kids didn't put the wood back. I found the cat with a headless gerbil in her mouth!

That tickled me lol.

Some great stories in this thread.
Over the years we have had a lot of laughs with some of the mischief our lot have got up to.
My old Nan was very particular and liked everything'just so' when she came to stay. She always used to bring her own luxury goose down pillow.
One night as she retired to bed I heard " Get out of here you dirty little devil!" As I went to investigate a marrow bone flew past my head with our tibetan spaniel Scampi flying after it like a bat out of hell.... Aparently Nan had rolled over and found the offending bone that Scampi had nestled lovingly upon her pillow...lol.

My oldest lab chewed all the cupboard doors in the kitchen, ripped apart the stair carpet one stair at a time, chewed up an expensive Sony laptop, destroyed numerous cushions and chewed the top off a large bottle of cooking oil before drinking it all and making herself very sick (it did give her a fantastically glossy coat though!).

Our youngest lab chewed up the replacement stair carpet, all of the legs on our dining table and chairs and my brother-in-laws trainers!

Thankfully, they both grew out of their chewy phase and I can't help but laugh when I think of the mischief that they've got up to over the years.

loki was watching me eat my mac and cheese yesterday afternoon. i finished up, put the bowl as far back on the couch as i could then went to the hall to pick up the mail. literally, 10 feet away. when i turned back, loki had jumped onto the couch, and buried his head in the bowl to lick it clean. was licking furiously and when i shouted him, he looked so guilty, but kept licking, only faster

daft dog!

Oh that's terrible and im sorry but it made me laugh

I like to hear what other labs have been up to , makes me think mine isn't so bad

My first pet was a Jack Russell. I could end it there and penty of you would understand.

As a youngster he ate his way through my mums shoe collection. That didn't endear him too much at the time.
He also was shut in the kitchen when we went out. He spent his time in there ripping up the lino and on one memorable occasion decided to shred a big box of Bold washing powder.
He managed to eat/batter his way through the kitchen door and greeted us with wagging tail when we returned. Lord knows how he managed to do that.

But no doubt his finest hour was destroying the interior of our car.
Bear in mind this was a fair few years ago and the whole 'don't leave your dog in the car' thing wasn't an issue like it rightly is now.
Anyway we left him for about half an hour in the car. In that time he shredded the back seat of the car. Not just the fabric - the padding. The whole back seats had to be replaced.

Little bugger he was, you couldn't help but love him though.
He escaped from the car once through the cracked window we left him. He disappeared for 2 weeks wandering round West lancashire - then out of the blue he turns up at my grandparents patio doors. He'd been there many times before but even so - 2 weeks and travelling miles from where he originally escaped. Still amazes me.

My old cat somehow jumped on the bureau I have, and managed to send a pendulum driven mantle clock from the 1920's, crashing to the floor, and ruin it.

The pets I had with my ex used to work as a team seemingly.

The cat (Sam, a big sod, seriously the biggest cat I've known - not overweight, just big) could open the fridge. He'd get what he wanted out of there but didn't have the common decency to close the door after him. The dog would then get in there and empty the thing.

I've only had my current two rats for four weeks, so they haven't had the chance to do anything very naughty yet.

Our previous rats decapitated my lovely ornamental fairy shortly before their death!

Thats my worst nightmare.

We have a cat that still drops the odd poo on the carpet.

Never laid one in a postion for the above to happen yet* ..... although she has come close a couple of times.

(*touching wood frantically!)

My kitten is six and half months - we've had her since she was 9 weeks and God has she caused some mayhem

I cannot pinpoint her "naughtiest" thing though - far too many!!!

She did manage to escape and climb up the biggest tree she could find at 11pm the night before she was due to be spayed!!

She went though a stage of 'stealing' things and hoarding them under our bed - money and jewellery mainly (we were convinced she had Magpie blood)

She is actually so naughty and excitable bless her that we tend not to notice if she is swinging from the blinds, attacking the washing or scaling the kitchin units

one of my last dogs stole my grans false teeth, no one knew where they were til we looked at the dog and hes looking up at us with the teeth in his mouth

another dog decided to eat a cake my mum had made, except the cake had been marinated with drink so he done a bunk for a wee while and we think he was sleeping off the drink

Phoebe the 8 year old black cat likes to climb to the top of my expensive living room curtains and hang from them by her claws.

Dare i shout at her as she then slowly works her way down, shredding the curtains as she goes !

She also hates doors being closed and wails like a banshee until we open them.

Love her to bits though lol !

Our first Xmas together - I bought a huge tree for my boy (a cat) and a ton of chewy cat treats. I went to work happy knowing that he was in for a good day.

However I got in from work and found the tree lying on its side & the only thing that stopped the Boy dragging the tree down the hall was my coffee table. As he couldn't take the tree any further he set about the fairy and bit her head off

He then ate all his pressies and vommed all over the hall.

Was he annoyed - nope - he was more pissed off that I told him off for making a mess of my front room

I do miss his attitude