Why doesn't someone who wants to shag senseless on national TV go in for it? - Night after night for 9 weeks !!!

New question on the application form - "Do you agree to shag everyone in the house?" - Answer YES! and you get shortlisted !

I'd settle for warm and moist

There is NO WAY that they could have showed this during the Educational Mornings on C4. With all the F'ing and blinding, arguing and shagging, it could NEVER have got thru the censors.

A cunning ploy maybe?

That would put me on the shortlist!

Jades gonna punch the gay one!

Anyone know why James is sat there with half an Andrex up his nose?

why has he got a tissue up his nose?

Perhaps Jade smells a bit fishy!

Quick count the goldfish

But isn't that what teenagers do anyway??? - So where is the education??? Mumble, say Fuk a lot, and try to get a quick meaningless shag and then try to get rid of the each other!!!

YUP! Typical teenage life really !

Indeed - A cunning ploy to fill up a weeks worth of Evening Schedules on C4 and E4!

What A Prize - I think James should win!

BB requests no communication with the outside world!

Let's all run to the garden and scream over the fence!!!

Oh Dear! - Everyone's going off Toothpaste face !!!

But it is educational.

Kids can learn so much by watching the interaction between the housemates.

For example...

Lesson 1: ---- Having a quick fu*k without using contraception.

Look children, note how Tommy and Jade just get down to shagging. Don't worry about preganancy and all that boring stuff. Deal with all that crap later.

Hope this enlightens, and eductates all you young 'uns out there, and is proof that TeenBB further enhances the reputation of Channel 4 education broadcasting policy.

Have fun kids.

Aww, kids eh?

I'd settle for 'Still Breathing'

Tommy was with Jade while she had her nails done in The Salon yesterday.

"Look children, note how Tommy and Jade just get down to shagging. Don't worry about preganancy and all that boring stuff. Deal with all that crap later."

But that's just it! Nothing to worry about later! - pop the morning after pill and that's it!

So it teaches male teenagers - "why worry about all that embaressing condom buying when you can just shag and then it's her problem to go and get sorted out"

I mean neather knew each other and how many partners they had both been with and if they were so ready to forgo the condom this time, then how many other times?

So! All's well that ends well - at least this time!

Two people had sex :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

Errr,..me and Kriz were just taking the piss out of BB making out that teen BB is so useful to the education of children.

Shouldn't you be yawning about that instead?....Yet another exercise in bullshitting by Endemol?

As far as I'm concerned the sex itself was pretty much a non-event,.. watching them row with each other is much better TV.

I mean the Sun were going to pay out 50 grand for that in BB4?
(I suppose a minority of people had their pants round their ankles, though,..ready to crack one off,..won't they feel stupid now?)

I think most people were thinking that if someone had sex on BB, it would be the television event of the year.
In reality it was nothing more than a damp squib.
I haven't even seen the predicted outrage after the programme's transmission.
Wasn't that much to get worked up about really.

I guess they'll be doing it in BB5, now that the taboo has been broken.
I supppose it will be good for BB in the long run really,...now that the prospect of sex in the BB house isn't as titillating as some thought it would be,..we won't get so much unhealthy focus on it like we normally do.


(Don't know what a "damp squib" is,..but it kind of sounded right. Damp squib??..WTF is a damp squib?)
Last edited by Alrightmate : 16-10-2003 at 05:55

You did sound a bit fuddy duddy Alrightmate......there are a host of educationaly potential moments still there....the aftermath of the TV highlight of the week is just one of them......

I'd be surprised if there were many people expecting to tune in to a porno style romp last night and I think that in this context it's pretty obvious no one's watching to be educated.

The sex is just the catalyst. Last night's E4 show was as entertaining as Big Brother gets.

Broken up into segments with a Desmond Morris commentary and a more detailed explaination of the group's interaction I think it could be very educational.

It's known as 'Coyote Syndrome' DD. It seems that if a coyote is caught in a trap it will chew it's own leg off to escape

Tommy is kevin the teenager ah i s**ged jade mrs patterson

lol

You do realise you've just admitted to watching The Salon?