Hey Crazy Fools. Saw this article in the Los Angeles Underground Times:

Reign Of Fear In UK

'The fabric of British society was on the verge of being torn apart today as a poor dancer continues to appear in a light entertainment show. John Sergeant, 60-something, stands accused of vote-rigging, colluding with a Russian and not being very good.'

admin edit: please do not copy entire texts to which you do not own the copyright. Provide a link to your source.
Last edited by DS Forum Support : 17-11-2008 at 18:16

Glad to see someone realises how much trouble we're in.
Last edited by dussi : 17-11-2008 at 16:29

marv-u-luss!

Us Strictly fans know exactly what the journalist is going on about - Gawd knows what the American readers will think of it though!
Fun-ee

Oh bless!

I know, bless, nearly as funny as the original post

oh golly, i never realised that he'd gone so far

Hmm are some people a little retarded?

Nearly as funny? Twice as funny, I think you'll find!

Haha and I thought the 'article' was funny!

"On 25th October Sergeant was seen marching in a military style whilst dragging a Russian woman, Kristina Rihanoff, along the floor by her arms." Lol! Good job Kristina is not Shilpa Shetty

That "article" was hilarious! Nice one!



EDIT: Btw, is it just me or is the response both for and against John here on DS ever so slightly OTT and out of control?

brilliant

Now they're REALLY going to take us seriously.

Most of the original post has been removed because DS forum support think it's a copyright violation! Dearie me. Come on, forum support, apply your brain and put it back please!

I'm assuming they didn't read this spoof article all the way through, then

I've notified the moderators of its spoof nature. I hate it when a plan doesn't come together!

Just seen the spoof reference.

LOL!

It was an excellent "article". We could do with a few more of them, then perhaps FMs might get some perspective about this whole John saga.

It's not the end of the world, it's not life and death, it's only a celeb dancing-cum-entertainment show, for heaven's sake.



There isn't a source because it's not a real article; it's a spoof

great article BA, what little of it I got to read!

Shame that the mods sense of humour isn't as good as yours...

Any chance that you have a copy that you can repost, now that forum support have had their satire gene reinstated?

BTW
You can post anything like this on Thread for Lazy Journalists and it won't get censored.
I think mods realise that anything posted there is a spoof.

This thread has really made my day.....It is nice to have something amusing after all the controversy….

For those that missed BA Baracus' very funny article before the Mods removed it for copyright violation (I'm guessing that BA Baracus owns the copyright, mods!)
It was cut and pasted to another thread here

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/s...683971&page=23

So you can enjoy it in all its uncensored glory

Now that's the funniest thing I've read in ages

I don't know what's funnier. ADmin thinking it's a genuine article or the 'article' itself. Well done BA!

BA totally brilliant, thank you, we need a laugh right now, things have got a bit serious over here, questions will be asked in the house next. Blast no clapping and cheering smiley this will have to do