OK. Fed up with threads about/hijacked by JS?

Well, what creative/amusing discussion subjects can you come up with that would distract us from the JS tedium?

It must be directly relevant to SCD and make absolutely no reference to JS.

Ideas please....

1. A poll on who likes CLaudia's sequined trousers

(Sorry not very amusing I know)

Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond get high on petrol fumes and for some reason agree to do SCD.

Who would they be partnered with and how would each one do?

We haven't had an "is x pregnant?" thread for a while?

No! We'll only get a JS is pregnant thread and then people would bang on about the nasty judges bullying a pregnant man...

I feel that the very important issue of the judges' fashion crimes and hair disasters through the years is being overlooked because of the S-word.

No mention of you-know-who allowed!
or should I say you-NO-who!

OMG!!! I can't stop mentioning him now!!!! Argh!!!!!!!!!

Bruno's Hawaiian shirt - how much did he win for wearing it?

4 out of 8 posts (not incuding mine) on this thread have mentioned JS in some way lol

How often do you think the glitter ball trophy gets dusted? daily, once a week, monthly or just before the final (Hope that is off topic JS enough for you) And does it ever get a spray of polish as well as a dusting?

I think Craig's hair looks ridiculous and I thought Claudia's sparkly trousers were terrible LOL!

What colour dress will Tess wear on Saturday?
Who would like a live results show on Sunday nights next series?

Tess...has she been given some sort of injection? Because she managed to go a whole show without finding a reason to manhandle Austin...

The amusing Americanism of describing Claudia's trousers as pants. I'm juvenile and I sniggered.

Goodness me. Which female pro would be the right height for Hammond???

PLEASE James get back to the barbers - the "flock-of-seagulls" has returned.....

Me too! I was posting on this forum at the time (yes I've been online 2 hours - not just on here though!) and wasn;'t looking. KNowing her liking for short dresses I did a quick turn to the tele thinking the worst!

Well it would have to be Lilia or Ola obviously. Lilia I think would be the most amusing. He'd be very scared of her.

I agree that I would be very interested to hear views from forumites who have their own glitterball trophies. What is the best maintenance regime for such a precious object. How is it best displayed to its full effect.

Who'd pay to watch an hour long special of Craig vs. Brian?>

White dress and yes, I'd like a live Sunday night show - I can't believe I'm saying this but I like the Sunday show now.


Yes, you are and so am I LOL!

I have mini glitterballs on my xmas tree each year. A little light dusting works fine.


Only if they could properly b*tch fight (slapping, wrestling, hair pulling...) at the end.

Yes please.

oopppss!!! sorry I mentioned the (Whispers JS) word (Runs away and hides)

Ok, Does Bruno have a false leg that he brings to the show?because his leg is often to be seen in strange positions at the front of the judging desk, and when he lifted it up in the air a couple of weeks ago it just seemed freaky

Why is the show so poor that they can't buy a desk big enough to fit Bruno under?