I go for Tess. If I was earning that amount of money on primetime knowing my presenting skills were at the levels of late night ITV Play ex-reality show twobit presenters, I'd feel pretty justified in grinning like she does too!

Depp and Armitage - oooh yes!

Was looking for this thread earlier!

Couldn't agree more with this apart from maybe David Tennant- sorry!- even Christopher Plummer as Capt Von Trapp (i love him in that!).

My main concern would of course be Viggo's sword?!

Shameless Bump! Need a distraction from the rage on the first page!!

Now that is thud worthy! Can I add Alan Rickman..well he can just talk to me that'll do...

Len finally having to pickle his walnuts.

I am full of a lousy cold and doped up to the ears with Night Nurse, Day Nurse, Afternoon Nurse, Just past 11 O'Clock in The Morning Nurse...... so I blame that for this suggestion.

Brendan Cole - Tighty Whities or Sparkly Posing Pouch? Discuss.

No need to worry about that, I'll hold it for him
(He is just so gorgeous in LOTR The fellowship, especially that first shot of him sitting there looking HOT in his hooded cape....... YUMMY)


Oh yes indeed! I volunteer to train them both in the rumba

Hope you feel better, I feel lousy with Girlflu (Much more serious than Manflu, one of the symptoms is the need to do online shopping all day ) I've been living on Lemsips for a couple of days, the only trouble is they make me feel a bit dizzy

In answer to your question, I would say Sparkly posing pouch, because it just seems so wrong and so him

Gosh hope you both feel better- although RAH please be warned that some symptoms of Girlflu may linger- I am thinking primarily of the online shopping here!

I also go for sparkly posing pouch! How much could he pose in one of those!

RAH- couldn't agree more about Viggo- although when he bursts in the doors at Helms Deep slightly damp all over- he has a similar affect on me!!

Thanks Feline, I feel kind of numb at the moment, so does my credit card unfortunately I think the Girlflu will probably have to carry on for a while longer, it kind of justifies me looking at Google images for mancrushes


I know exactly what you mean about Viggo at Helms Deep, in general he does look amazing slightly damp doesn't he I have to admit I have in the past watched all 3 LOTR films in one sitting just fast forwarding to all the Viggo scenes And the part where he manfully shouts "Riders of Rohan" makes my knees tremble

I bet he can dance, did you see him in A Walk on The Moon? he palyed a strange character called The Blouse Man, but he was VERY yummy in that

Brendan Cole: Sparkly Posing Pouch
Matthew Cutler: Tighty Whities
Ian Waite: Thong
Darren Bennet: anything of Lilya's
Anton du Beke: Truss
James Jordan: goes commando!
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JJ- phew! can we ask for verification on ITT please!!

Feel ill now with the Bruce bits RAH!

I'd add to that..

Brian - Tighty Whities Stars & Stripe Pattern on them
Craig - Sparkly Thong
Bruno - Sparkly G string
Len - Union Jack Boxers
Brucie - Y Fronts

I bet he can dance, did you see him in A Walk on The Moon? he palyed a strange character called The Blouse Man, but he was VERY yummy in that

Thats my favourite Viggo film I love that film- quite how sexy one man can be and not combust at his own hotness?!!

I wish we had a blouse man come round on a van like him I would buy all of his stock as long as he helped me try it on

I think there may a shin- kicking competition!!

Do you think he would help with the buttons? I do like him with longer hair and the little bit of a drawl- phew- is it hot in here or is it me!




*whispers* Gosh how much nicer is this train of thought than he-who-shall-not-be-mentioned!! *runs away!!*

Camilla: Vibrating Knickers.
Miss Whiplash: something leather.
Cherie: support hose.
Arlene: Tena lady!

Tighty Whities as seen on Love Island

Are the dress makers taking their ideas from inanimate objects?

Lisa's VW dress - one of those jewellery stands
Cherie's paso dress - Gothic Xmas fairy

This train of thought is MUCH nicer And it's making me feel a bit better

Thank goodness you feel the heat as well, I thought it was time for me to have another Lemsip in case my temperature was dangerously high (Shall I mention how hot he looks in his Whites in Crimson Tide, AND he irons!!!!)

This made me laugh so much- apart from I have to say that I don't think Cherie has ever needed support hose- did you see those legs *still jealous*

Ola- nipple petals (can I type that pre- watershed?!)

I bet they would have to be sparkly Tena Lady though

Pleased we can be of assistance with the recovery!

Ooooh- not the whites! Temperature is rising now! Not only does he iron but he paints and writes poetry and sings and does photography- how unbelievably perfect can he be!!

Phew! Again!

If he dances as well, I want to not only Rumba, Tango etc etc with him but practise some Dirty Dancing moves with him as well I'd probably pass out (I definitely would at the moment with this Girlflu) (In the Indian Runner he is rudey nudey )

Just got into work and that made me smile like this and then I went as my mind went into overdrive!!

Hope you are feeling better today- I think we need to keep this thread going as the fight out there intensifies!! (and it will because its mid-week report ITT night *cowers in terror*)

This thread needs to be back on page one as an antidote to all the threads about You Know Who (no, not Lord Voldermort!)

A while back on another thread I compared Kristina's samba dress from week to a flouncy toilet roll cover,
while Heather's silver monstrosity from the same week was definitely modelled on a Sixties metal lampshade.