And that we are all queuing up waiting for it to come on!!!

omg

Maradonna has kidnapped John Sargeant and his fans are protesting with "unite" posters and the name and addresses of the Judges has been published on some website........

and Arlene is to get a new windpipe.

LOL he's just said the dance on Sat would have been 'Murder on the Dancefloor' and ended up with him firing imaginary bullets at the judges.

What a shame we'll never see it

.. after eating a widgety (SP?) grub and it gets stuck down it

You forgot that Bruce has been taken hostage by pirates...or summat.

i missed it on sky. do you think bbc are going to edit it?

Yer tis!

Here it is on BBC

Bruce has been taken by Monsieur Depp?

No offence dear but if you put it like that it makes you sound just a teeny bit hysterical.... (I'm sure you're not though)

Appalling poor sound quality. I can barely make out what he's saying.

It's all CLaudia's fault!!

He's using her party analogy.

here we go...

Jay hunt, Kristina, John present.

He think it's absurd that he's giving a press conference.

He's likened it to leaving a party - before the fights start

If people are getting so wound up that it's beyond a joke.

We going to do Murder on the Dancefloor on Saturday routine...and end it by firing bullets at the judges - hahah!!!!

If he won, victory would be bitter sweet.

I dunno. . .

He looks happy...

same here, cant hardly make out a word

He seems to be taking it far too seriously.

Do you think he actually believes what he's saying?? He is one-handedly destroying the premise behind strictly, surely!?

omg even Jeremy Paxman is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His tactics are flawed. Vote for people lower down on the list and you get Rachel (with 35 points) in the bottom 2!

Jeremy Paxman's there

My thought exactly.

He said "there's no viable 'Stop Seargeant" candidate...he's having fun here (and laughing)

what a waste of time and money that was!