Strictly Come Dancing
Born 2003
Died of unnatural causes November 2008.
Your format was 50:50. The judges. The public.
Each week it was said "Your vote counts"
"Vote for your favourites"
"They really need your votes"
"To keep John and Kristina in, ring 09015 22 23 07"
The judges and Bruce didn't like that.
At all.
Not.
"Keeeeeeeeeeeeeep dancing."
Yes, that was your catchphrase.
But now disaaaaaarster has overtaken you.
Your concept has died.
Gone to the great dance floor in the sky.
R.I.P.
(Buried in the family vault beside Come Dancing)
Apologies to EJ Thribb
Born 2003
Died of unnatural causes November 2008.
Your format was 50:50. The judges. The public.
Each week it was said "Your vote counts"
"Vote for your favourites"
"They really need your votes"
"To keep John and Kristina in, ring 09015 22 23 07"
The judges and Bruce didn't like that.
At all.
Not.
"Keeeeeeeeeeeeeep dancing."
Yes, that was your catchphrase.
But now disaaaaaarster has overtaken you.
Your concept has died.
Gone to the great dance floor in the sky.
R.I.P.
(Buried in the family vault beside Come Dancing)
Apologies to EJ Thribb