Just read the actual Heat, New and Love it! magazines, well the Chan and Zak stuff anyway, sod the rest.
Chan seems to be in hot demand for interviews whereas Zak only has a double page in Love it and right next to Charley's double page where C** gives lots of excuses as to why she hated so much (deluded of course, but then that has become so much a part of her public persona hasn't it).
One could interpret the Zak quote: "I wouldn't say I was madly in love with her, but things are good" as a negative foot-in-the-mouth gafforingly blatant admition of "just friends" type imbecility, but, on reading it again I see that it could mean that he may be in love with her but not madly so (chews on positivity mints by the mouthful!). That together with his "Chan's too young now though" in reference to him having children (knew he was a cross dressing woman able to get pregnant all along

) . The image of Zak in the nudy (I can hardly look) with a reference to the size of his four incher (according to Chan) strapped across the top, not to mention his supposed three ex's pictured in the bottom right corner, talk about being set up as the player and a cheat. Well I think that all of this stuff Zak says about being down to earth and not spending much on women, it's being with each other that counts malarkey. I can imagine that the rumours of him living off his celeb girlfriends in the past has some truth in them. And he's moving into Chan's house/flat, how convenient. Is his Flat ever going to be renovated? We all know that Chan is the one with the money ATM. Also Ziggy's cash mostly comes from the Chiggy business. Still benefit of the doubt they say.
By Chan's article she is able yet again to convey her complete immersion in the relationship, unless Zak's burger suddenly turns red and he starts making mooing sounds at her, then she will pass him on to somebody else's plate we hope, urgghh!
Chan looks great in that dress in Heat, I'd pay to go to her show anytime. Bright and sharp in the interview. Six pages and the style shots too, not to mention the chiggy party stuff. As Zak say's Chan has been out of the house for longer so she is better at it than he is only he's supposedly been a model for years hasn't he? Me thinks he been exaggerating. Zak seems taken aback by seeing himself on a printed page (model?).
Anyway I'm not going to finish with the usually hope Chan and Zak are happy stuff, of course I do

, for Chan's sake, but if Zak shows that he deserves her then for Zak's sake too (needs to do a bit more showy IMO).