Thought I'd post my nominations for the Dirkys - apologies if the quotes aren't quite right as it all happened too too long ago
Best task moment: The showgirl task - DB put in so much effort and he looked great in red!
Best diary room entry: Describing Danielle as talking like a truck driver and this "from the country that gave us Shakespeare

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Best nomination of a HM: Nominating himself and describing all his faults that the other HMs would cite ending with "how this guy ever had a TV career is amazing!" I think we know how and why!
Best reaction to an eviction: Saying it like it was after Jackiey's eviction ... "she's a vicious mean-spirited person."
Best Shirk moment: After Shilpa said she would marry at 60, saying "I can't wait that long dear, if we're going to do this it's got to be soon."
Best awwww bless moment: "Can you get me Shilpa's phone number?"
Best Dirky Dancing: the one and only Me and Mrs Jones.
Best hairstyle: Wet and tousled after the obstacle course.
Best bum shot: Emptying the bin on the final day .... no, in fact, all of them
Best yellow jacket moment: The YJ cooking - what a very talented YJ.
Best outfit (eviction): The final night - sooooooo sexy in black!
Best outfit (non-eviction): The servants task uniform - sooooooo sooooooo sexy in uniform!!
Best one-liner in a comedy moment: Who is Jo's role model? "Linda Blair" - a moment of divine inspiration from DB!
Best one-liner in a dramatic moment: ""Now begins the torture!"
Best one liner in a romantic moment: "I used to treat the women in my life like BB treats us and it's got me nowhere! I gave tham tasks, I gave them a reward if they did it well ...." (Well, it does it for me and we can all dream about the rewards

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Best HM in a Dirk suppoting role: Leo - a great straight man for Dirk's humour.
Worst HM in an anti-Dirk suppoting role: Jade - especially for whiskeygate which was pretty much the start of the farce that followed
Best CBB moment: Arriving in the A Team van to the A Team music - and all the 26 days of Dirk fun that followed