when did Dirk say that?

unbelievably sadistic hags?

(I got banned for one day saying that about Cleo

Overruled by order of Judge McMahon!

I object

I spoke to him earlier and clarified it*!


*not really!

Then I find you in contempt! Bailiff, remove the witness!

I strenuously object.....

(spot the film refernce)

crikey, cant have been in this thread. weve said far more offensive!

i think the mods must have given up checking on us

...........didn't finish that last post !

I said i thought Cleo had sadistic tendencies - and I got a 24 hour ban

i felt like I'd been really bad !

No, definitely not!

I object

It's back to the pants again. He does have a wonderful way of filling his trousers that exerts a peculiar fascination for me. 'Twas I - I cannot lie, that started off the whole pants thing, as it was one of the first things I noticed about Starbuck when first I was enamoured of his heavenly presence, some aeons ago. (Dammit, I'm going to get credit for something here!) Dirk and all of his pants are inextricably linked in my slightly erotic reveries. (I'm a widow. I'm out of practise.) Never do I remember that he's 62! Never have I seen a 62 year old look that good in his pants or out of his shirt!

I reckon its because i'm a newbie. i've seen posts on DS 100 times worse than that.

Okay, you asked for it - I find you guilty and the punishment is 30 days without looking at Dirk!

Nooooooooooooooooooo..........I'm sorry, really really sorry....would you like a jaffa cake???

Give me your jacket....I am having a coup!!!!

were 99 of them here?

Do we get big guns???

Okay, we still have USH and AHB so I'm going to give out some more clues. Regarding USH, the first word is untalented while for AHB, it's absolute.

Of course!!!

untalented snide hags

Yes, I would - thank you! Okay, I have now decided the punishment be reduced to 30 seconds.

cool I've always fancied playing with big guns - mebbe thats why the a-team appeals to me soooo much

hee, hee..maybe so!!!