[quote=Cicero22]Because I know what an awesomely talented group you all are, I'm going to award a few prizes for the best entries in the following categories:
The Dirk Benedict prize for the wittiest entry
The Danielle Lloyd prize for the rudest entry
The Jack Cleary prize for the best entry under the letter z
The Jo O'Meara prize for the entry containing the word with the most syllables
The Linda Blair prize for the scariest entry
and a special award
Cleo's MAC award for the entry most accurately describing a housemate
The additional awards to be given out tonight are as follows:
The Tiara prize awarded for crudity, lewdness and innuendo
The H prize for being too enthusiastic
The Leo Sayer prize for just being pants
and The Dirk's Yellow Jacket award for being alluring, bright, cute, dishy, ............. sorry, for being Dirk's best and flirtiest supporter
Don't forget, speeches to be given in the manner of the housemate for which you've won the award!